Zim goes back into his house from Skool. He sees Gir holding a giant thing
with buttons on it with a wire stretching to the TV.
"GIR! What are you doing?!"
"I'm playing the Angry Monkey game!"
"What is this, Angry Monkey Game, you speak of?"
"I'm gonna sing the Angry Monkey song!" Then Gir went into his idiotic trance, humming an odd, inhuman tune.
Zim looked at the Television screen. There was a giant monkey on it. Its eye twitched.
"Idiotic monkey." Zim said. He grabbed the controller from Gir. He tried to press it button, but it was too much for his finger to stretch. Zim made some strange noises. "What is this, evil…. Thing?!" Zim threw the controller on the ground and jumped on the button. The Angry Monkey's eye twitched again. Zim's eye twiched. They stared at each other for a long time.
Meanwhile…
Dib came home from Skool. He saw his sister playing another of her video games. But it was giant.
"What is that thing?"
"It's Vampire Piggy Slayer 3."
Dib looked at the small screen on the giant contraption. There were really bad-looking Vampire Pigs.
"You're blocking my light." Dib's sister said. Then she looked at him in a way that peered into his very soul. Dib slowly walked back out of his house.
He looked around. All on billboards and posters there were advertisements for the most evil thing Dib had ever seen. Its' name: Xbox.
"NOOOO! I thought it was a myth! More than…other….stuff! The legend said it would be filled with a great evil. No one could play it, and it would take up the entire room, it was so giant.
Zim was in his underground lab.
"Yes…from these hyroglyphics, this…..ANGRY MONKEY GAME forced people to play it for long amounts of time….then it was banned from he rest of the worm-eating humans….."
Zim and Dib both ran to the Main Microsoft….Place…Thingy. They ran up the main…person….secretary….person and yelled a bunch of things about the evil known as Xbox. The secretary strared at them with her happy smile and dead, wide eyes.
Suddenly there was a flash of lightning in the building. There appeared the….other myth….known only as Master Mike. He raised an Xbox high above his head, and threw it to the ground. "Evil, begone!" He yelled. Zim and Dib were hurled through a portal in the ground and appeared back where they came from. They were back in their disturbed-but-happy Xbox-free world. It had never happened.
"GIR! What are you doing?!"
"I'm playing the Angry Monkey game!"
"What is this, Angry Monkey Game, you speak of?"
"I'm gonna sing the Angry Monkey song!" Then Gir went into his idiotic trance, humming an odd, inhuman tune.
Zim looked at the Television screen. There was a giant monkey on it. Its eye twitched.
"Idiotic monkey." Zim said. He grabbed the controller from Gir. He tried to press it button, but it was too much for his finger to stretch. Zim made some strange noises. "What is this, evil…. Thing?!" Zim threw the controller on the ground and jumped on the button. The Angry Monkey's eye twitched again. Zim's eye twiched. They stared at each other for a long time.
Meanwhile…
Dib came home from Skool. He saw his sister playing another of her video games. But it was giant.
"What is that thing?"
"It's Vampire Piggy Slayer 3."
Dib looked at the small screen on the giant contraption. There were really bad-looking Vampire Pigs.
"You're blocking my light." Dib's sister said. Then she looked at him in a way that peered into his very soul. Dib slowly walked back out of his house.
He looked around. All on billboards and posters there were advertisements for the most evil thing Dib had ever seen. Its' name: Xbox.
"NOOOO! I thought it was a myth! More than…other….stuff! The legend said it would be filled with a great evil. No one could play it, and it would take up the entire room, it was so giant.
Zim was in his underground lab.
"Yes…from these hyroglyphics, this…..ANGRY MONKEY GAME forced people to play it for long amounts of time….then it was banned from he rest of the worm-eating humans….."
Zim and Dib both ran to the Main Microsoft….Place…Thingy. They ran up the main…person….secretary….person and yelled a bunch of things about the evil known as Xbox. The secretary strared at them with her happy smile and dead, wide eyes.
Suddenly there was a flash of lightning in the building. There appeared the….other myth….known only as Master Mike. He raised an Xbox high above his head, and threw it to the ground. "Evil, begone!" He yelled. Zim and Dib were hurled through a portal in the ground and appeared back where they came from. They were back in their disturbed-but-happy Xbox-free world. It had never happened.