Since next month is February which means for those without a significant other that Valentine's Day's around the corner. This idea came to me as I was eating a pint of mint chocolate ice cream. What if I had the power to hook up wrestlers and/or divas with someone who had a ice cream flavor in common. So I decided with a little help from my lovely reviewers, let make their blind date a dream or a nightmare. You decide. The next chapter will be the list of Superstars and Divas with their ice cream flavor.
Hi, the name's Esha Napoleon, matchmaker extraordinaire. Even though my love life is fuck up at the moment, I like helping people with theirs. It makes me feel better. Recently a friend of mine called me for help…….
"Hello, Napoleon Matchmakers, how may I help you with love?"
It was one of my dearest friend, Linda McMahon on the line "Hello, Esha, how you're feeling."
"Pretty good so far, Auntie. So what's up" "An idea came to me. What if with a little help from everybody's favorite matchmaker, was to put the superstars and the divas in blind dates for the month of February in celebration of Valentine's Day. One per day I suppose, the last date being on Valentine's Day"
"That'll be really good. I do it"
"But there's one problem"
"What?"
"There has to be a link, something that they have in common so it won't go too bad at least."
Since I needed to think of an idea, the first thing that I always do is go to the fridge and get my pint of mint chocolate ice cream. As I got my first brain freeze of the day, that's when it literally hit me.
After all, who don't like ice cream?
After letting Linda on to my latest idea. She found it funny yet very original. Blind dates based on liking the same flavor ice cream.
De-fucking-licious.
So along with my fellow matchmakers(you the reviewers) will help in making a lot of people very happy.