Remember how you thought in the painful time
Remember how you punished the mad Gangrel for his crime
Remember howyou sailed across to face the beast
Remember how you burned Walhart to a roasted feast
Remember how you laughed at Henry
Remember how you laughed at his jokes no matter how corny
Remember how you rolled you eyes at his crows
Remember how you tolerated him, because Goddess only knows
Remember how you practiced your attack
Remember how you would read until your eyes went black
Remember how you stumbled at your loving declaration
Remember how you told Anna you'd buy her the entire nation
Remember how that broke my heart in two
Remember how you never even knew
Remember how you were so happy
Remember how you'd tell Anna things so sappy
Remember how I stood there
Remember how I wanted to pull out my hair
Remember how you eyes grew wide
Remember how you woke up outside
Remember how I dragged you to the lake
Remember how I burned you at the stake
Remember how they never found your body
Remember how your insides got soggy
Remember how I threw you in the water
Remember how I cooled you off after you couldn't get much hotter
... Then again, how could you remember what I said
When it's impossible to remember when you're dead.
Inspired by the Weird Al Yankovich song 'I Remember Larry'