Draco Malfoy's 20 ways to make Harry Potter late for class.
1. Run up to him and start reciting awful, pointless poems of your own creation when he's running late for class. Make sure he's at least 10 minutes late before you let him leave.
2. Cast a freezing charm on him. Remove it once he's late (if he's anywhere near granger cast a spell on her first)
3. Trick him into going into spare class rooms and lock him in there.
4. Stand behind him when he's walking up or down the stairs alone, push him so he stands on one of the trick stairs, refuse to help him.
5. Tell him you want him to come to the bathroom with you to give you style tips. Tell him you think he has a great fashion sense.
6. Throw 20 dung bombs though a passage way that you know he uses and tell him now he has to go the long way.
7. Steal his books and run around the whole castle twice while he runs after you trying to get his books. Then drop them into the vanishing case.
8. Buy one of the Weasley Wizard Wheezes portable swamps, set it up in a whole wing of the school, Insisting that he'll have to walk through it to get to his class.
9. Bribe peeves to lock him in rooms, throw stuff at him, steal his possessions, tie his shoes together, tip all his ink every where and break all his quills.
10. Write a note saying that he has to go see professor Snape, Forge Snape's signature to make the note look authentic. Insist that he must see him now and give Harry a list of places Snape may or may not be.
11. Set the door to his class room on fire (magical non burning fire of course) insist that it's a real fire and tell him his whole class has been evacuated.
12. Steal his time table (as well as every other Gryffindor's in his year) and magically change the classes, times and rooms.
13. Stand in a corridor and block his way insist that he can't pass through the hall until he either sings 'I am pretty' by west side story, or gives you a password.
14. Convince every Slytherin in the school to walk down one corridor all at the same time to create an ambush type thing. Make sure Potter is walking down that hall at the same time. With any luck he will get stuck in the crowd long enough to get lost.
15. Drag him into an empty broom closet and act seductive. When he refuses to give you what you want force it upon him. As he runs from the closet screaming yell 'thanks Potter'.
16. Invite him to go on a walk with you. When the bell to class rings tie him to a tree and casually walk to your next class.
17. Order Crab and Goyle to use him as a punching bag and then dump him in the closest broom closet.
18. Sneak into the Gryffindor boys dormitory and steal everyone's clothes. Replace them with pink dresses.
19. Magically glue him to the floor two metres away from his class room door. Cast a silencing charm on him and cover him with the invisibility cloak. No one will find him!
20. Convince your Death eater friends to deify the dark lord and kill Harry Potter. Give them a detailed map to his dorm room. Ask them if they could take care of Weasel while their at it.
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This was honestly my worst story ever, But I haven't written anything for ages so… hope you enjoyed. It's a one shot for now but I might change my mind.
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