Okay, here it is... Probally the 1,000,000th High-school Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy fanfiction. No, it's not a "joke" or anything... Yes, if you are wondering, I AM the friend that helped with Captain Snippets My Story, And Boy It's a Doozy, and also The very first non-gay Sora fanfiction. So you can say that I am an..."Experienced" fanfiction writer of a sort. Here it is. This is ALL in Kairi's POV ( that's POINT OF VIEW for all you stupid people out there)Oh, and sorry, The chapters won't be that long
Chapter 1:
Yuna was always the "popular girl" but... Who am I now? I am the girl that hangs out with the pot-smokers behind the risers on the sidelines of foot-ball field. Every class, I had to spend with that seriously stupid, dumbass. note from author- I do like Yuna and all but hey. We were supposed to be "BFF" but that all changed. That is, when that bitch of a cheer-leader Lulu moved here to Traverse Town from Besaid, then black-mailed me , and was hated so much I was no longer: Class President, All-Star Basketball player, Captain if the cheer-leading squad and 3 times running Prom Queen.Here's what happened BEFORE she came.
"Kairi!" Hollered My mom from downstairs (probally making breakfast YUM!)," Come downstairs and eat your breakfast", (wow, I'm like, a mind-reader or something)
"Coming Mom, hey, do you remember where my cheer-leading outfit is? I've got an extra practice before tonight's game after school!"
"Bottom shelf in your closet!" Wow, she's good!
"Thanks mom!" Then after picking up my uniform I want rushing down-stairs.
After having a VERY satisfying breakfast of eggs on toast, I met up with my best-friend Yuna and we headed for school. The usual routine was: Get to school, talk to friends look at watch say "OMG! I'm going to be late for class!", rush to my locker and eventually to homeroom, then enjoy the rest of my rushed day. Today's routine was similar to that. At home-room... I met the devil.. Her name? Lulu. How'd she get here?Her city was destroyed by the heartless many years ago, but her mom finally pulled her out of the overly expensive, snotty, priccy, girls only school on the other side of town. Yes, she was beautiful, and yes, the boys (meaning Sora -My now X boyfriend a.k.a, captain of the football team, Wakka, Tidus, Riku,and even that gay guy who thinks he can fly... PETER PAN!) All "flocked" like she was mary and they were her lambs. Even the foreign- exchange lesbian fell in love with her.God, I hate Lulu. Then at lunch I knew I would have to meet her and sure enough, Yuna said."Hey, look who I found over with Goofy, Mickey, and the other cartoon pot-smokers!" And sure enough out came Lulu from behind Yuna and whispered in her ear.
"At 12:00 midnight tonight, I will crawl through your window and slit your throat."
"Oh,"said Yuna," Your such a kidder, you know guy's ," Meaning us,"she told me when I first found her she would slaughter my family! Ha!"Like I said earlier...STUPID!
"Ummmm...Yeah,"I said on behalf of all of us-meaning the "smarter"ones,"You know...umm...nevermind I guess. So, where are you from... Lulu, is it?"
"From yo mama!" Said a rather familiar voice from behind me.
"God Sora, your such an ass Yet a very charming one..."Then it was fire works from there for the next 20 minutes, need I say more?"So..."May I remind you that this was after we had...yeah."Now that my macho, football-quarterback super-star has had his share for today. Tell, us a little about yourself Lulu."
"Well,"Said Lulu,"I hate this school so far and plan to blackmail all who I think I am beneath socially and intellectually.I'll let you know that my IQ is 120.So...Hmmm...Kairi, while I was rifleing through the student bodies papers when Principal Sephiroth wasn't looking, I came across yours...Yeah, the smartest one in school and your IQ is only 118.. Well, Oh. There goes the lunch bell. I've gotta run, See Ya!"
Gym class, my dream. Well, I only like it because it's the only class that I don't have with Lulu. Boy, I know she hated me right when she was talking about the blackmailing. Ooooooooohhhhhhhh...I hate her sooooo much. That is just about all that happened before the blackmailing started...
Note from Author:
Well, wasn't that just so... DRAMATIC? I mean, doesn't it just want to make you want to die until the next chapter comes? Well, let me ask you this. Will Kairi and Sora break up?Will Kairi's life get ruined? Find the answers to these and more on Chapter 2:It Starts.
