Hey everybody! So me and a friend of mine, Fangs thank you buddy, were talkin. She came up with this idea and I loved it! I can only hope I do this justice.
Disclaimer: y'all know me. I don't own them because if I did half of the crap that happened woulda went differently.
Summary: AU. Faith is out one night and gets totally wasted. Here's what happens next...
Faith pov.
Dammit! Grr! Giles makes me so friggin sick! He's all 'Faith, you know your not allowed to cook after the last time.' and I'm all 'Like you've never burnt water.' I tell ya I was insulted. Which brings me to now. Sittin in the double meat palace attemptin to eat one'a these nasty ass burgers. Ugh.
"B, tell me they didn't let you back on the grill." I say. She glares at me.
"That'll be 5.33 ma'am." she says. I give her a look.
"You expect me to pay for road kill?" I ask. She growls and grabs my collar. Where's the damn manager and security when I need protection?!
"Pay for the gotdamn food and go the hell away." she growls. My eyes widen.
"Damn B, no need to be all she-ra on me now." I say handin her a 10. "Hold my change for me?" I ask her. She just nods an' I move over to a table.
"Uh hell no. Get the hell outta here." she says walkin behind me.
"Bu-"
"Get!" she says. Well damn. Make me feel loved why don't ya. So I decide to walk around. The smell of my food is drivin me crazy. So I sit down on a bench and take a bite out and wish I hadn't.
"Ugh! Gross!" I say tossing the burger away. A dog comes and starts sniffin it. Yeah fido, sniff all ya want but bet ya wont eat it. He bites into it but spits it right back out.
"Look lady, next time ya throw some foods away, make sure its edible why dontchas." the dog says. My eyes dart back and forth.
"Did you just say somethin?" I ask. The dog nods. Freaky shit here.
"Yeah, and anodda thing, you tell ya human males to stop pissin in the bushes. We dogs sleep there." he says before walkin away. ok. I'm going to the bronze. That will take my mind off the fact a dog just spoke to me.
I walk in and I'm not surprised to see its packed. I make my way to the bar.
"Let me get a bottle of JD." I say to the bar tender. Who is Xander.
"Tough night Faith?" he asks.
"You have no idea. A dog just spoke to me." he looks at me like I'm crazy.
"This one's on me." he says. I nod and turn it up.
Four bottles and two hours of dancin later I spot somebody to take home for the night. She's cute. Blond hair, nice body, just my type. Although, she looks a little familiar. Oh well.
"Hey baby." I say into her ear. She turns and smiles.
"Hello." she says cheerily.
"Why don't we get outta here and have some fun." I say.
"Why would I leave with you? I don't even know your name and you don't know mine. Leaving with strangers can be v-" I cut her off.
"I'm Faith." I say. "See there we aren't strangers anymore." I say. She smiles and tells me her name but I'm too busy staring at her boobs. "Uh huh, so what do ya say?" I ask. She smiles.
"Yes. Lets go and have sex." she says. I like this girl.
We're outside my apartment door right now and my hands are wondering over her body. I'm kissing her like my life depends on it. I cup her boob roughly and kiss her neck.
"Aren't we going to go inside?" she asks breathlessly. I nod.
"Mmhmm." I say. I hope Oz doesn't come home tonight. Nah, he'll be spendin time with his girl. I finally pull back enough to kiss her hard and fumble for my keys. Now she's kissing my neck. I groan and finally get the door open and she doesn't waste time pushing me in. we start ravishing each other. Like clothes and shit flyin everywhere.
"Ow! Shit fuck motherfuckin! Ow!" I exclaim trippin over an amp. Wonder if that's mine or his. Who the fuck cares. Obviously this chick don't cus she's workin on the button to my leathers. She finally gets em undone and drops down in front of me. Damn she's sexy. She pushes me back and I thought I was gonna hit a wall but I landed on the bed instead. She yanks my shoes and pants off followed by her own. She straddles my lap and starts kissin my neck. This is movin too slow. So I flip us over and take this up a notch. I nudge her legs apart and settle between them.
"You done this before?" I ask. I don't know why cus I don't really give two shits.
"Yeah." she says reachin between us. I shudder when I feel her wetness mingling with mine. I strike up a rhythm and that's the last thing I remember. Well that and shit this feels good.
I musta passed out or something cus I never woulda let her stay. Well maybe this is a good thing cus now I'll know who this is. I turn in the arms of the person holdi- shit!
"Aaaahhhhh!" I scream wakin her up. She wakes up and screams too.
"Ahhh!" she screams. Shit my ears.
"Faith?!" "Anya?!" "What the hell?!" we ask at the sametime. We look under the cover and then at each other. And I can tell she has the same thought as I do.
"I'm never drinkin again."