This was it. This was the last time James Potter was going to even think about her without his hands immediately moving to protect his oh so valuable equipment. This was enough. No longer did Lily Evans care about her status or reputation in that school something had to give. And right now, that thing was going to be Potter's skull. She stomped towards the Great Hall bumping into several people as she went, but apologizing to none. Not when she had a target. She was a heat seeking missile, and James Potter was the only thing warm in several miles. She rounded the corner, and the doors busted open. Several hundred heads all turned in her direction at once, their eggs and toast forgotten. Their jaws on the floor.
Lily Evans made her way to the smug looking boy who was the only one in the hall not looking at her. She held a skirt in one hand, and a shirt in the other. She was wearing her other uniform, she looked slightly more...revealing then usual. Her hair was aflame; licks of fire encircled her enraged face. Faint giggles could be heard throughout the area. Lily heard none of them. Her focus was too intent on the soon to be deceased man with the black hair and glasses.
"POTTER!" She screamed. He didn't look up; he simply took another bite of eggs. She was almost in front of him now. Oh he was in for it. The Great Hall was silent, except for the echoes of her screams and the thudding of her bare feet on the floor. "WHAT-THE-HELL-DID-YOU-DO?!" She hollered, finally coming face to face with him. He was lucky he was across the table otherwise Hogwarts would already have been minus a student.
He slowly looked up, and gave her a look of pure innocence. "Why Lily Love, whatever do you mean?" He asked his voice painfully sweet.
"You know what I mean." She said, lowering her voice. "You shrank all of my clothes!" She said indignant. Her green eyes flashed dangerously. "I can't wear these!" She said gesturing to the tiny uniform. She had tried both of them on, the skirt barely covered her bottom, and the shirt...well that didn't leave much room for imagination either.
"I did no such thing!" he said, dramatically putting a hand to his chest and putting on a look of false hurt. "But I love the new look." He said, his eyes traveling up and down her body. She shook with rage. This was the last time he would mess with her and get away with it. She was no longer afraid to get in trouble. Her eyes narrowed and her breathing slowed. Out of the corner of her eye she saw his pet, Sirius grinning from ear to ear, obviously proud of what his best mate had accomplished. She saw Remus looking back and fourth between James and Lily, debating whether to step in or not.
Lily calmed herself. He wanted to play? Fine. He would have hell to pay. Maybe it would teach him not to mess with the big fishes.
Lily grinned. A thought crossed her mind. She watched James's face travel from smug to fearful in milliseconds. Her gin widened.
"Lily-"He said cautiously. Sirius's head was now moving back and fourth between the two of them so fast that Lily was sure he would get whiplash any moment. Lily flashed them a dazzling smile before turning away. She could feel all eyes on her, some lower then others, but yet she grinned. She quickly grabbed her wand and spun around, her target in sight. She muttered "Piscis Capitis." And watched with a satisfied grin as Potter's already enlarged head morphed into the head of a trout. The hall erupted in laughter.
Lily watched him flounder around for air- or rather water due to his gills- for only a moment before tucking her wand into her pocket with a small satisfied sigh. Damn the consequences. She hadn't felt this good since she met him. Hopefully Remus had the good enough sense to conjure a bucket of water.
Today was going to be a fantastic day.
A/N: Go Lily! One for the girls! I'm thinking of making this into a series. You know, like the two of them pranking each other until Lily gives in and professes her undying love for the mischievous Potter or something. What do you guys think? Reviews Please!