I do not own Naruto or Sasuke or anyone in Naruto.. You get what I mean.
"Uchiha, Truth or dare," The Hyuuga prodigy asked.
"Hn. Dare." The Uchiha prodigy replied calmly
The rookie nine plus Gai's team were playing truth or dare in Naruto's apartment except for the girls, Shino and Chouji.
"Hm, what dare would be suitable for this Uchiha?"
"Oh oh oh! Me me me! I know! I know!" Naruto said excitedly.
Naruto scribbled something on a piece of paper and handed it to Neji while grinning like an idiot. The others came and see what the dare was and they snickered.
Neji smirked and said, "Nice one, Naruto. Oh and here's your dare, Uchiha. Hope you enjoy it."
Sasuke grabbed the paper from Neji's hand and read it.
He twitched
"You are sick, dope."
"Oh and you have to say that to Hinata, Ino, Sakura and Tenten. Right, Neji?" Naruto said, still grinning. Neji just nodded.
"Fine."
Sasuke accepted the dare.
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With Hinata,
"12629." Sasuke mumbled.
"P-pardon." Hinata said nervously.
Sasuke sighed and said slowly, "12629"
Hinata blushed in some many shades of red, "O-oh my…"
Then, she fainted.
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With Ino,
"12629." Sasuke said.
"What was that, Sasuke-kun?" Ino asked politely.
"…12629"
Ino gasped.
"Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod! I love to, Sasuke-kun!" Ino said excitedly.
Sasuke twitched madly.
"She has got to be joking." Sasuke thought as he started to walk away, leaving a confuse Ino.
"Where are you going, Sasuke-kun?"
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With Sakura,
"Hi, Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said cheerfully.
"12629."
"Umm… sorry?"
"12629"
"Sorry, I think there's something in my ear. Did I just hear you saying…?"
"I did."
Sakura gasped.
Sasuke thought she was going to be squealing in joy, just like Ino did, but he was dead wrong. Instead, he got slapped by Sakura so hard that it left a hand print on his face.
"Pervert!" Sakura screamed before walking off. That time, everyone was laughing. Well, except for Sasuke, who was rubbing his cheek, glaring daggers at them.
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Last, with Tenten
"12629." Sasuke mumbled.
"Could you repeat that?" Tenten asked.
"12629" Sasuke repeated slowly.
Tenten's face was burning hot because one, she was blushing and two, she was beyond pissed.
"YOU SICK PERVERT!" Tenten screamed louder than Sakura. Sasuke thought he was going to earn another slap. Unfortunately, he was wrong yet again.
Tenten kicked him in his crotch and his shin, HARD before she storms off. Sasuke knelt down while clutching his painful part, wincing and groaning in pain.
Why he didn't collapse on the ground? Because he was too cool to do that. Sasuke was never humiliated in his entire life, except for that incident with Naruto.
By then, everyone was in hysterics.
Naruto was clutching on his stomach as he fell down, laughing.
Sasuke got up on his feet, marching furiously to Neji.
"Hyuuga, this is entirely your fault!" Sasuke growled.
"My fault? This was Naruto's idea." Neji said, jabbing his finger to the said blond.
"For once, you are right."
Sasuke walked over to Naruto. He gave him a cold hard glare at first, and then kicked Naruto in the exact same spot where Tenten had kicked him.
"Fuck you." With those words, he left just like that.
Neji, Kiba, Lee and Shikamaru stared at Naruto, then to Sasuke, then back to Naruto. They shrugged and walked away, leaving poor, poor Naruto groaning and moaning in pain, clutching his balls on the ground.
In case you don't know, 12629 means want to sex tonight.
Short and pointless. Don't kill me for that.
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