Edward Cullen:
1. Test his ''pulse'' then run around screaming "Oh no!! EDDIE!!''
2. Tell him Jacob and Renessme ran off to Vegas to get married because she's pregnant with puppies!!
3. Take him out to a restaurant then burst out crying when he wont eat it making sure everyone sees
4. Imagine yourself naked, covered in blood and ask if he likes it
5. Call him Eddie
6. Call him emo
7. Put "Like a Virgin" on repeat in his bedroom – superglue his CD player shut
8. Every time you see him shout "Ginners!!"
9. Force feed him Esme's cookies, when he resists shout "What's wrong Eddie don't like Esme's cookies?''
10. When he starts to get annoyed at all the above say "You know eddie, Bella might like you more if you acted like Jake"
11. Shine a light in his face and say "why aren't you glittery Eddie?"
12. Jump in front of cars and shout "Save me Eddie!!"
13. Read New Moon out loud and cry "How could you Edward" Then every time you see him shake your head
14. Tell him Bella ran of with Mike
15. Get Bella to run around singing "I know something you don't know"
16. Call him a perv for watching Bella sleep.
17. Tell him Bella went cliff diving
18. When he goes crazy say "a little over protective aren't we?"
19. Ask him if he's gay
20. When he gets annoyed say "Ooooo what you gunna do? Go to Italy?"