AN: okay so this is my first story ever. its just some random stuff i came up with while i was trying to study for my final(gimme a break. you all daydream too. don't try to deny it) so anywhoo its got lemon and serious ooc. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

so anyway please review it after reading because i will be using your reviews to change it and make it a better fic. sorry if the chapters are a little short i just wanted to keep all the relevant events in one chapter

thanx

Under the influence of alcohol people do things they would never do. The village of Konoha, and especially the Rookie 9 and team Gai, now knew just how true that statement was when they looked at Hyuuga Neji dancing on the stage to the beat of Le Disko by Shiny Toy Guns (AN: its a pretty good song you should get it).

"Now hold on too me pretty baby

If you wanna fly

I'm gonna melt the fever sugar

Rolling back your eyes…"

So this is what he's like when he's drunk. Hmm…gotta do this more often.

Naruto thought as he watched the spectacle of Neji dancing on the stage surrounded by almost his entire fan girl group. After Sasuke had left the village his fan girls guild (i.e. almost all girls in the village with a few obvious exceptions) had taken after Neji.

Now you may wonder how this situation had come along.

Well now, it's quite simple really. After returning from a mission Naruto had finally proposed to Hinata and she accepted (without fainting). And so to celebrate Naruto decide to throw a party for everyone at Konoha's biggest club and they had all agreed.

So, after a few drinks a very boisterous Naruto had challenged a completely alcohol free Neji to a drinking contest. Neji being, well, Neji wouldn't decline or admit defeat and so the present situation arose.

And thus all eight of the nine rookies and team Gai were drunk and cheering to the spectacle of Neji dancing, now to Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney. (AN: don't really like it myself but goes with the story)

"I don't want another pretty face

I don't want just anyone to hold

I don't want my love to go to waste

I want you and your beautiful soul…"

"I'll be your beautiful soul" screamed the fan girls almost running each other over in their haste to get to him as he poured sake all over himself. The sight of his shirt clinging to his muscled chest caused one fan girl to have such a heavy nose bleed that she passed out.

"I already have a beautiful soul I want."

"Ooohh. Who is it Neji?"

"Well" he stopped dancing and looked ad the crowd of wishful girls in front of him "Well, that very special girl is …"

He never managed to finish his sentence owing to the fact that he had just passed out on the stage.