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Warning: RATED M
What a Wonderful Richard
Joxer was walking through the forests searching for Xena and Gabrielle.
Suddenly he came upon a bright light forming before his eyes.
It got bigger and bigger. It was a huge dick!
It commanded Joxer to turn arround and Joxer obeyed.
Big Dick stuck himself up Joxer's arse.
Joxer screamed loudly but smiled. He liked the feel in his hole.
Dick thrusted in and out until he was sure his seed was inside of Joxer.
Joxer fell to the ground finally released from his new obsession. Dicks.
He looked up at Dick.
And Dick spoke, "Hahaha, I just inplanted you with the seed of Dahak! I took your butt innocence and now you will help bring his daughter into this world."
Joxer didn't think about what Dahak's dick said as he left the dick and into town.
He went into the bar and found all the men he could muster and let them butt fuck him.
Dick's seeds were spread around to those men's penises who would fuck their wives that night.
Many of Dahak's children were now being conceived just because Joxer fell in love with dicks.
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