ULTIMATE CRACKFIC
"I'MMM BORED" screamed mello into the rippling boredness
"well go fuck yourself" matt was pissed I mean like really pissed he could rival mello with his pissy ness and matts pissy ness would do mello up his anorexic ass… which gave matt an idea… but … enough about porn and dead kittens. Anyway back to the topic of why matt was pissed. Roger being the dead watari screwing (in the butt) dirty bitch pancake whore we was took away matts PSP because mello tried to shove it up his ass so matt would have to go after it. So they sat in their room, which was coated in doughnuts and silence and tried to fill the pathetic void that had erupted from their guts without their addictions… well mello still had his chocolate… for now plots.
As they approached the office of the man who had mentally violated them on several occasions they kinda… shat themselves… a little
"HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU KNOW" omg that was mello… how the crap can you hear me? Anyway…they proceeded and the lump in the back of their pants… and throats… grew larger… like mello's penis in the morning… but enough about dead kittens. Suddenly sephiroth popped out of no were
'DIIIIE CLOUD!!' he shouted at the top of his lungs
"piss off wrong anime" said matt
"fuck" and sephiroth disappeared in a cloud of shat smelling shat.
They opened the door… to find I half naked roger doing his attempt of being… seductive, shudder
'soooo" he said in a low voice "who wants to be mentally violated first?" he asked they could see near had already arrived and was rocking back and forth in the corner mumbling something to himself…. Something along the lines of
"must remove brain… must remove brain… but then the voices will die… don't want the voices to die… the voices are my friends… mustn't remove brain… must… bleach brain… yesss……' and so on mello stared at him he stared a stare of a deeply disturbed child who had seen something he shouldn't … like when little kids see their mom making out with Santa… then go to tell their daddy's and their daddy's have to explain that Santa doesn't exist… and the children are disturbed for the rest of their lives… and that is why we should believe in Santa for the whole of our lives… but enough about dead kittens.
"OKAY that fucker belongs in a mental institute… and fuck your mental raping your going down" he aimed his gun at roger and pulled the trigger and then roger was dead and it was funny. So they went about their day and nothing of interest happened