Narrator:
One Halloween night, so spooky and scary,
Sherlock went hunting for a monster quite hairy.
Sherlock:
We're going hunting for the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of anything!
Looking high, looking low,
Off on a hound hunt — here we go!
John:
Oh dear — what have we here?
It's an inn, a romantic inn,
With only one room for us within.
What shall we do?
Sherlock:
Never mind, John.
We must carry on.
There's a hound about.
We must root it out.
Sherlock and John:
We're going hunting for the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of anything!
Looking high, looking low,
Off on a hound hunt — here we go!
John:
Oh dear — what have we here?
It's a base, a military base,
A tip-top secret military base.
What shall we do?
Sherlock:
Pull rank, John.
Then carry on.
We're on the case,
On the military base.
Sherlock and John:
We're going hunting for the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of anything!
Looking high, looking low,
Off on a hound hunt — here we go!
John:
Oh dear — what have we here?
It's a moor, a dark, dark moor,
With traces of some demon spoor.
What shall we do?
Sherlock:
Never fear, John.
It's almost dawn.
We'll be all right
Once it gets light.
Sherlock and John:
We're going hunting for the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of the hound of Baskerville.
We're not afraid of anything!
Looking high, looking low,
Off on a hound hunt — here we go!
John:
Oh dear — what have we here?
It's… THE HOUND!
Sherlock:
RUN!
John:
Back over the moor,
With the demon spoor.
Sherlock:
Back through the base,
Where we started the case.
John:
Back to the inn,
Only one room within…
Sherlock:
A romantic inn,
Where we could live in sin?
John:
I'm not afraid.
Sherlock:
I'm not afraid.
Sherlock and John:
We're not afraid of anything.
…
End Notes: Somebody help me! I can't stop writing these spooky Johnlock stories…