Disclaimer: Naruto and all it's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto and not me. How...unfortunate.
A/N: Okay. This is extremely OOC because I have NEVER written a KakashiXIruka fic before. I don't see their intraction with each other, I don't know how they call each other (So i just sticked with Kakashi-san and avoided making Kakashi say Iruka's name all together), and I'm not that big of a fan of this pairing. It started out as a fic for some person who will remain anonymous. For now. I was going to write a DeanXSam (Supernatural) fic for someone who I will also not mention, but I already wrote her robot smut. I was also contemplating if I should write a het fic on Naruto and Hinata for someone too (Het? EWW XD. Nah, I'm alright with het XD), but I'm lazy and she asked first (well, second) so here it is. Beware of possible crack and ultra OOCness. I'm sorry.
There was rain. A hell of a lot of rain. This meant being all cooped up in an empty house with nothing to read, watch or attack. After having read Icha Icha Paradise for the third time today, Kakashi picked up an umbrella and decided to take a walk. Yes, a walk would be nice. If only for that it wasn't fact that it was also bloody windy. Walking with your umbrella upturned, collecting water and having to deal with the constant fear of your umbrella collapsing on you and leaving you to wallow in misery as the water soaks into your socks is great fun. Wonderful. Apparently, that fact doesn't seem to bother our dear Kakashi, because he is a ninja and ninja's are so ambidextrous that even the rain and wind put together can't stop them. Or he's just plain stupid. Fortunately for him, he is quite skilled but one should not dismiss that other fact completely.
The rain continued to pour, stopping every once in a while just to tease. Kakashi had been fooled one too many times and decided to just go home. Watching his feet shifting from left to right, left to right in a lazy trance, he began to turn back.
"Kakashi-san!" yelled a familiar voice.
He turned around a little too slowly as a soaking wet Iruka ran towards him. Little Kakashi angels circle his head, singing their happy song of joy. In his mind, Iruka would continue running towards him and each step he would take, a piece of clothing would come off and then he'd throw it on the floor, in that mad and needy way the professional porn stars do it. Then he'd rip off his hair tie and crash into him wet and butt naked.
At least he got the crashing part right. Iruka, as he came running towards him had slipped and head-butted him right in the nose.
"I'm very sorry Kakashi-san! Are you alright?"
"I…I'm fine". He forgot to add the 'and slightly aroused' part.
"Oh, that's great! I'm glad to see you here; I was in the rain for ages. I thought my clothes were about to fall off"
DAMN. Maybe if he hadn't brought an umbrella, he wouldn't have this problem. It wasn't ripping off clothes in a fit of passion, but Kakashi wasn't the particularly picky type.
"So what are you doing out here in the rain?" Kakashi asked.
"Yesterday, I saw Naruto and Sasuke kissing in a broom closet". Kakashi was used to getting ignored, but this was new. Sort of. He is a jounin, so he had a little inkling, of course. Maybe a witty and thoughtful comment will help ease Iruka's obvious distress about his matter.
"Well his name is Sasu-gay". Smooth. Real smooth.
"I've never dealt with homosexual students before"
"H-HOMO?"
"You know, boys liking other boys"
H-homo….he'd never thought of himself like that. Boys liking boys…Isn't that what he is doing? But that's like, gay. WAIT. Him gay!? That's impossible, right? He isn't gay; he's the straightest one around here!
"Kakashi-san, what do you think I should do? Naruto is like a son to me and him growing up to become that…is something that I do not want…"
So Iruka is against homosexuality. He does not accept the act of a man screwing the brains out of another man. So where does this leave Kakashi? The man who has yet to come out of the closet. A man who is still inside the closet, with no idea that he was in a closet to begin with. This must be a pretty damn big closet.
"Kakashi-sensei!" a voice that seemed to belong to Sakura yelled. Perfect timing.
"What is it Sakura"
"Urgent mission! Tsunade-sama has called you to her quarters!"
TO BE CONTINUED. IF I FEEL LIKE IT.