Final Fantasy VII, or at least it should be…

Final Fantasy VII, or at least it should be…

Yet another Vieraheart15/Wight Mamba delightfully mad story

The story of FFVII, just with some things changed (actually, most things changed)

Final Fantasy VII is owned by Square Enix.

The characters:

Name: Cloud Strife

Gender: Male

Race: Human (Or is he?)

Likes: Idiocy, Tifa

Dislikes: Sephiroth (Or does he?)

Other: Annoys the hell out of Tifa, talks too much, sabotages stuff accidentally.

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Name: Tifa Lockhart

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Likes: Hitting things until they break.

Dislikes: Cloud, A-1 steak sauce, things that don't break when hit first hundred times.

Other: Bitches at Cloud because he's stupid. Takes Cid's steak sauce, initiating disaster.

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Name: Barret Wallace

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Likes: Impersonating Mr. T

Dislikes: Shinra, the fools (even though he pities them)

Other: Has really bitching gun arm

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Name: Aeris (or is it Aerith?) Gainsborough

Gender: Female

Race: Cetra

Likes: Flowers

Dislikes: Jerks who stomp her flowers

Other: Thinks she's the only one who can arrange flowers because she's the last Cetra.

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Name: Cid Highwind

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Likes: A-1 Steak sauce,

Dislikes: When anyone (especially Tifa) takes his steak sauce

Other: Wants to prove that A-1 is the perfect food for astronauts by eating it in space.

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Name: Yuffie Kisaragi

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Likes: Sleeping with everyone, Materia

Dislikes: People who resist, people who don't willingly surrender their materia.

Other: Wants to create the perfect ninja by mating with Naruto

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Name: Nanaki aka Red XIII

Gender: Male

Race: Cat/Dog thing

Likes: Making sarcastic comments, licking himself, howling at moon

Dislikes: People who ask him what the hell he is.

Other: Can't wait until the humans he travels with are dead, so he'll be free of their idiocy. Probably going to marry a couerl.

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Name: Cait Sith/Reeve

Gender: None/male

Race: Stuffed Cat/human

Likes: Spying, fortuning telling, controlling other stuffed animals

Dislikes: When he accidentally uses Joker Death.

Other: See's everyone except himself with the cat head of Cait Sith, doesn't listen to what people say.

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Name: Vincent Valentine

Gender: Male

Race: Vampirish-demon-guy

Likes: Lucrecia

Dislikes: Sephiroth, Hojo.

Other: Turns into demons when he feels like it, which is very often.