Sakura had decided to find out what these ridiculous rumors were about Naruto's apartment being haunted. She knew that Naruto was in the process of moving into Sasuke's house, a fact that still irked her. Anyways, she had decided to hide out in a closet and stake out the house arond the time most of the neighbors claimed they heard to moaning. -9 o'clock- It was about thet time of the usual occurances, and Sakura was all ready with her snacks and flashlights in the closet. Then, the door opened, and she heard two people walk in. When she saw that it was only Naruto and Sasuke she calmed down a little. That however didn't last long as Sasuke slamed Naru against the door and held both of his hands above his head with one hand. "I've been waiting for this all day" he told Naruto as he passionetly kissed the foxes mouth, diping his toung in to taste the blonde.
Sakura watched, mouth agape, as the two males fought for dominance. Eventually, the two needed to come aprt for air, and that was when Naruto said, " I think the neighbors are going to suspect something soon." Sasuke chuckled. "I think I heard about a rumor that there were ghosts in this aprtment.Y'know, with all the moaning coming from here." At this, they both chuckled, before going back to their tongue battle. Sakura could only watch, before she finally remebered something. She reached into the bag she had brought and pulled out her video camera.
Sakura began recording as Sasuke gained total control of the kiss. 'who knew this could be so hot!?' she thought as Naru melted into Sasuke's arms. "Naruto, you're already hard?" sasuke chuckled as he rubbed his hand over Naruto's clothed erection. "SASUKE~" naruto moaned in want and lust. Sasuke ground his hips down on Naru's again making him moan again. Sakura covered her nose as blood rushed out, 'Now i know where those rumors came from' The next thing that Sakura knew, Sasuke had again disconnected their mouths and had brought out a pair of handcuffs. He locked Naruto's hands together over his head. and then put both hands on Naruto's ass as he kissed Naruto more pasionately, earning himself a delicious moan. Sasuke then picked the blond up around the waist and deposited him on the couch, where he proceeded to strip Naruto of his clothes. Sakura had to stand up more to get a good picture, and boy was that what she got.
She watched as, without preperation, Sasuke stuck a large, black vibartor into Naruto's puckered hole. Instead of crying out in pain, Naruto moaned with want. The vibrator began moving and struck naruto's prostate head on. He had been very sensative from training and he cummed almost immediately. "Arent we sensative? But Naru-chan, you left me with a very large problem." Sasuke teased, bringing Naruto's face to his large "Problem" and asked him, "Why don't you help me out?" Naru looked with glazed eyes at sasukes hard member and wrapped his mouth around it. Sasuke moaned and began thrusting the vibrator that was still in Naru's ass in and out. It in turn, made Naru's member come again to life. Sakura began running out of tissues for the blood.(An's: We're mean. My nee-chan can't do lemons so we kinda skipped it...)Soon after the 'Ghost Time', Naruto and Sasuke were panting on the couch, Sasuke laying on top of Naruto (wink). "Heh", panted Naruto,"you're one horny bastard. Couldn't wait 'til you got to the bedroom?" "Oh, there's a reason for that", Sasuke said with a gleam in his eye. 'Oh god' was the thought going through Naruto's head like a mantra. Sudddenly, Naruto was lifted up by a very naked Sasuke, and Sakura was becoming anemic. "The reason the we have done it on the couch and not on the bed is that we are going to do it now. The fact that you thought that we weren't going to do it in the bed was quite funny." Sasuke watched with a smirk as Naruto got a horrified look on his face. "B-but I won't be able to sit for days!!" Naruto cried. "Hn, not my problem, dobe." With that, Sasuke walked to the bedroom, closed the door, and proceeded to have a little repeat of their fiasco on the couch. Sakura was currently trying to keep her bleeding under control. 'Wow, that was hot' she thought. 'The others won't believe it!' -Next Day- As Sasuke and Naruto were walking to the bridge, Naruto sporting a suspicious limp (wink), they were met with the rest of Rookie 9, and a group of girls holding SasuNaru posters. As soon as their friends spotted them, they were met with yells of approval, sadness, one of 'youth', and squeals from the fangirls. Sasuke took advantage of figuring out that they knew to kiss Naruto fiercly, then pulled apart and saying "Mine" while looking at the group of resulted in more squeals from the fangirls and cries from a certain group of girls. (Yaoi Haters Must DIE!!!) It was later found out by Naruto that they had been video taped in Naruto's home. The one who exposed them was none other than Sakura, so he repayed the favor by pushing her and Ino together into a kiss one day. That resulted in Ino and Sakura going out one week later and being leading contributers in the SasuNaru club. And so, it ended with everyone being happy, and Naruto having a limp that seemed to be an ever present reminder of who he was with.

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NE:We made this cause we were bored.
Siren: and I wanted 2 play a game so... we just came up with an idea and typed.
Siren: we're thinking of doing another one with another idea.
NE: but we have to make sure that we save it this time
Siren: yeah.
Siren: we forgot to save it so we thought it was lost. *Sob*
NE: but then Siren-chan was able to recover it, and we had a party
NE: and giant cookies
Siren: and
NE: Yes, we danced to Mr. Wonderful as well
Siren: Oh yeah, we don't own Naru-chan or Sasu-kun or anyone we used in the story
NE: Just the story idea
Siren: If we did, SasuNaru would happen in every scene.
Siren: Praise the child in the first row who bumped Naru-chan!
NE: I paid him and patted him on the head.
Siren: Hey! Im the only one who's supposed to get pats on the head!!! :(
NE: o.o. I'm sorry, imouto.
NE: -pats on head-
NE: There, there.
Siren: Im happy now :)
NE: : D
NE: Everyone is happy, because SasuNaru is a joyous thing.
Siren: Yes!!!! Yaoi is so beautiful! All souls can be redemed and turned to the light of Yaoi!
NE: ..except stubborn Sasuke fangirls who need to be bitchslapped
Siren: yup
Siren: *nods sagely* nee-chan is sooo smart!!!
NE: -pats head- imouto is very smart as well!
NE: but we must be careful, lest we start sounding like Gai and Lee again
NE: ;_;
Siren: yeah *shivers* well, this was Siren and NaruEquals! Laters!
NE: Praise the Yaoi!!! : )