All right, all right. Rip my 'ead off. But this came to me and I had to put it down. Shut up, Jake, you may be saying. You were supposed to write three things that we voted on and you abandoned all three of them unfinished, you may be saying. We don't want to read any more of your rambling trash, you may be saying.
Well, that's all very well for you to say. But there's something about carrying on with a story that I have no interest in that galls me. (by the way, gall is a word that should be used more. Along with scurvy, laggard, and flay. Do you agree?)
Quick status report:
1. Alton Karr's Guide blah blah blah. I will slap one last chapter on, along with a Complete stamp.
2. Untold Chronicles etc etc, workin' on it. Irregular updates. About five or six chapters left till completion.
3. Don't Read This Book. I'm still writing. Honestly, I don't know how long it'll be. At least seven more chapters. Tryin' to think, but there are quite a few things that I want to put in that would probably take up a lot of space.
4. Solangelo Drabbles. First of all, madwamoose is a drabble genius and should make her own collection. But I will go on and on with that until I run out of ideas. Probably I'll never give it a Complete stamp. But if you have an idea for a Solangelo drabble, go to the story and review. Yes, I'm a review hog.
5. A Mortal in Camp and so on. To all you who've reviewed (the three of you): you're very kind. I will just wait the eighty whatever days until it gets automatically taken down and then let it get taken down. If it generates interest, I'll finish it. But otherwise, it's discompleted. Up for adoption, I guess. Any takers? I'll tell you the meaning of the prophecy and then you can have it.
6. Percy Jackson Song Spoofs. Erm, this is kind of lame now that I look back on it. I'm just gonna leave it up. If I get a stroke of genius, I'll update it.
7. Nope, that's it. Hehe. Just wanted to make the list longer.
8. No, seriously, I'm done.
Well, anyway. This story is made up of chapter names that are lines from Robert Frost's poem 'Stopping By Woods On a Snowy Evening'. They all pertain to the chapter content. This is already complete, don't be afraid to get hooked, I'm just gonna release it chapter by chapter till I'm done.
Okay, on to the story! And don't you trolls dare report me. This chappie is made up of a ridiculously long AN because I had to. The first real chappie is long enough as it is. Read on, my good people! Take temporal tenderness from this tasteful tale of tribulation, terror, and triumph!