Disclaimer: Why, no, I don't own anything! So yeah, I willl basically kill you if you sue! (smiles)

So. AU High school class stories. With Super Smash Brothers characters.

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This should be fun...

NOTE: In this story, the Pokemon Trainer's name will be Takashi. This probably goes for any other Smash Bros. fic I might do.

On with the ficcy!

Crap! Crap crap crap CRAP! thought a very stressed out Takashi as he bolted as if all of hell was freezing over. Why? He was late for Health class.

He just transfered in from Pallet High, so it would be natural that he'd be lost. So he had to ask for directions. That's why he was late. But still, a creepy feeling eased itself on the back of his mind when the senior he had asked (Takashi himself was a junior) found out who's class he was going to: "You got that Health class? I feel sorry for you, kid. Enjoy the test..."

What test? he thought, thinking about that. Oh no...It wasn't one of those tests where there was absolutely no answer to the tests, like in the health class last year, was it?

However, that creepy feeling subsided when he finally got to room A-13. Health.

"Sorry I'm...Huh?" he staretd when he saw that there were only students and no teacher. In confusion, he looked at the clock. 9:18. Wasn't the class supposed to start at 9:15?

"I don't think you should worry about being late," a voice piped up. It belonged to a boy with rusty brown hair and blue eyes. He was dressed in a a white jacket over a blue shirt, light blue jeans, and a gold...hat? What was that, some sort of halo?

"Ganondorf has a reputation for being late. Not really late, but late enough for everyone to get here," a blonde boy added. He was wearing all green, save for the brown shoes he was wearing. Takashi sighed at that.

"One more tell tale sign that I'm new here," he grumbled, sitting down.

"I thought you seemed a bit lost...Well, my name's Pit. And that over there's Link," the brown haired boy replied, pointing at himself, then the green-clad blonde when he said their respective names.

"Takashi," the brunet said, waving. He glanced at the clock again. "So, how late is this guy gonna be?" he asked when another redhead with blue eyes came in. Takashi could almost swear that this guy was Pit's twin.

"Apparently late enough for Roy to get in before the teacher does," Pit commented. The boy, now known as Roy, was followed by a blonde-haired girl wearing all pink. Her face was a bit red.

"Figures..." Pit said, rolling his eyes. Before Takashi could ask, Ganondorf came in.

"Hello," he said politely. "For those of you who don't know, my name's Ganondorf and I teach Health. That said, I have a quiz for you." Collective groans were heard.

"A test?! B-But we don't even know most of the material!" Peach exclaimed.

"Oh, I assure you, you guys know more about this than you think you know," Ganondorf replied, smirking an eeevil smirk. Takashi, along with about half of the class, felt sick to their stomachs upon seeing this eeevil smirk.

The papers were handed out. and Ganondorf told them to start. Normal test stuff. However...

Question One: Fill in the blank- A(n) (blank) is a pleasant explosion in a man/woman's stomach when they are sexually stimulated enough.

WHA...WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TEST IS THIS?! Takashi thought, eye twitching as he scanned the sheet. Sure enough, there were similarly...strange questions about the magic three letter word. He glanced at his new friends, seeing how they were holding up. Pit's face was bright red, and Link? He just fainted on his desk.

Screw fainting. Takashi only wanted the earth to swallow him up.

"I've graded your tests," Ganondorf said the next day. Everyone had mixed reactions:

Group One: Surprised 'Already?'s. (Takashi)

Group Two: Hands cradling their heads embarrasedly. (Pit)

Group Three: Glares at their sadistic teacher who loves seeing his students cringe. (Link)

"If you get between fourteen and twenty points, congrats. Society-wise, you're completely harmless. Seven to thirteen means that you had better learn stuff from the higher scorers. Zero to six just shows you're a menace to society," Ganondorf deadpanned as he handed the sheets back. Takashi gulped, but sighed in relief when he saw his grade: Sixteen.

"What'd you guys get?" he asked his friends.

"I got a thirteen," Pit replied.

"Fourteen," Link said.

"Same here," Roy said.

"I still can't believe he made us take a test like that," Takashi said, leaning back on his chair.

"Things do tend to get a bit...unusual in this high school," Peach admitted.

"Yeah! We're just a small school full of weirdos, after all!" Pit said cheerfully.

"Weirdos, huh? I'd better get used to it, then," Takashi said, putting the paper in his Pokemon folder. Oh, he was going to have Charizard burn that thing up when he got home...

"WOOHOO! I'M A MENACE TO SOCIETY!"

An akward silence grew as the class stared at Wario, who looked very smug with his grade of...a two.

"That...had to be the weirdest thing I've ever heard someone cheer," Takashi said, sweatdroppipng.

"Yeah...But then again, it was Wario, so what else is new?" Roy asked.

"I guess you're right..."

Oh, yes...This was gonna be a long year...

Yeah. Chapters that only concern themselves with one high school class. Bit of a challenge I made for myself.

So, what'd you think? Please review. No flamey.