Disclaimer: I don't own TMNT, heck I don't even own a pet turtle.

Donatello: Public Enemy No.1

April 1, 2008, 6:30 a.m.:-

Donatello stumbled into the lair's kitchen rubbing the sleep out of his eyes," Note to self: never stay up late watching a Star Trek marathon with Mlkey ever again." he muttered switching on the coffee machine. He recalled Mikey's pleading ("Aww! C'mon Donnie, it's got science in it just look at all those nifty phasers and stuff!!") and cursed his brotherly instincts.

Suddenly the coffee-maker exploded, "What the--!! Oh God, it's THE DAY again !!" he cried glimpsing the date on the calendar.

6:45 a.m. :-

After having made coffee with a spare machine hr kept just for such occasions and deducing that the culprit was Raphael, Donnie was waiting for his P.C. to boot up. When it did he was greeted by a message-" Virus threat detected, press any key to continue…."

"AARGHH!!"

7:30 a.m.:-

It took Donnie 45 minutes to not only find out that Leo (of all people!) was responsible for the foul up with his P.C. but to also completely purge his system of the virus files.This lead him to believe that Leo had had a bit of expert help (most likely April).

At any rate having failed to find any of those responsible for the incidents, Donnie was currently taking out his frustration on the training dummies in the dojo. After a particular vicious strike, however one of the dummies burst. This was not totally unexpected, what was unexpected was Donnie getting sprayed in the face with orange paint.

"Mikey!" growled Donnie.

8:15 a.m.:-

The garage-

Raphael was surprised with how easy it had been to avoid Donnie so far, there wasn't even one of his famous caffeine withdrawal tantrums. Raphael knew that all good things come to end, hence his intention to go on a all day patrol of the city. That is until he noticed that the shell cycle, his baby, had been painted a shocking pink! PINK!!

The dojo-

Like Raph, Leonardo was also surprised by Donnie's reaction, or lack thereof. However, unlike Raph, Leo had chosen to take refuge in meditation. However, he found that it was impossible for him to rise from his mat. It took a few minutes, but he eventually remembered a certain turtle mentioning something about a working on a new nearly undetectable super glue.

Michelangelo's room-

The room was…bare. Well, not bare but clean, which was ten times worse (in Michelangelo's mind). His comics and videogames were arranged (shudder) alphabetically, his action figures were arranged (more shudders) in increasing order of size . Mikey knew only one person (if he deserved to be called that) could be responsible for this, this … sacrilege.

Master Splinter hid a smile as three simultaneous yells of "DONNIE!!" rang out. It seemed Casey owed him 30 dollars with regards to their bet on whether the three brothers would pull off their pranks unscathed.

A/N: April Fool's , people! The ultimate inspiration for us humor writers!! I understand if you feel Donnie's prank on Mikey ain't great but it's the only one that came into my head. And Master Splinter betting? With Casey? The end is nigh!! Doomsday!! Heed my warning!!