This is my first attempt at a fanfic outside the world of Who. Pleases R & R.

Chapter 1

'OK,' Alex said as she walked into the main office of CID, a piece of paper clutched in her hand. 'OK. Now, which one of you wise guys did this. Hmm?'

'Did what, ma'am?' Shaz asked innocently.

'Don't pretend you don't know,' Alex said with a sneer. 'Now I'll ask again; who,' she looked accusingly as Shaz. 'Did,' now at Chris, her voice sounding more pissed off. She looked at Ray and got right up into his face before finishing her sentence. 'It?' You could practically see the anger radiating off her.

'Hey,' Ray said, holding up his hands in surrender. 'It wasn' me.'

As Alex let out a frustrated sigh and walked away from Ray, running her hands through her hair, Ray muttered to Chris, 'you can almos' see the steam comin' from 'er ears!' Chris chuckled at the comment.

Alex stormed over to Chris who leapt back in shock. She grabbed his tie and yanked him forwards until he was barely millimetres from her face. 'You think this is funny, do you?'

Chris stuttered with his answer, 'n-no, m- ma'am.'

Alex replied spitefully, 'good.' She relaxed her grip on him slightly, but it was not enough so that he could escape her grasp.

'Now, will you tell me who drew this- this-,' she struggled for the correct words to describe it, '-disgusting, smutty, obscene filth?'

'It wasn't m-me, ma'am,' Chris said still stuttering. Alex could be pretty frightening when she wanted to.

'Well then… who did do it?' She repeated getting quite frustrated that no one would tell her the truth.

'It w-was…' Chris mumbled something so quietly that even Alex couldn't hear what he said and she was barely three inches from him.

'It was who?'

'H-Hun-Hunt,' Chris cleared him throat and spoke with more confidence now that he had said it. 'It was the Guv.'

Alex let go of Chris, who stumbled back to sit at his chair, 'you're absolutely sure?'

'Yeah,' Shaz piped up. 'We erm, we found it in his office.' She decided to leave out the part where they had rifled through his bin.

'It was Gene?' Alex whispered more to herself than anyone else. Now this is a turn up, she thought.

She heard the heavy footfalls of the Guv walking along the corridor. She turned to face him as he came barging through the double doors. Noticing that everyone was staring avidly at him, particularly Drake he noted, he stopped and looked round at them questioningly, 'what?'

Alex held up the drawing, which she still had clasped in her hand, so that he could see.

'Ah.' Gene's face visibly paled.