Screw you shane Oh crap didn't here you come in.

Welcome to ask randy orton.

Asshole from Assholevill ask.

My balls are bigger then my head what should i do.

Randy-You should cut your balls off and send them to shane o mac's house because we all know that shane sucks compared to me.

Andre from New york ask. Can you get me laid.

Randy- yes i can call this number 1-800-gofuckyourself

James from midgetjam ask.

Why did chuck norris eat my fried chicken.

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Randy-because chuck norris is black.

Shane-What are you doing.

Randy-Im answering questions.

Shane-Get the hell out of my house.

Randy-No you little bitch

Shane pulls out a gun and blows randys head off.

Shane- Its rapeing time.

Shane- i answer questions because you suck. yes