''You're Strong..''

''I know.''

She awoke with a gasp, lurching up in bed, clutching the covers. . Blinking furiously, she gathered her thoughts and willed herself to calm down.

A sudden hand on her back brought her crashing back to reality and she smiled. Turning, she saw the man with a forgiving expression.

''I know a nightmare when I see one'' he remarked softly. ''Want to talk?''

Lying back down, she draped herself over him, nestling her face in his neck. ''Mmmm, it was nothing''

''Diana…''

''Fine.'' Lazily, she flopped her arm over his chest; putting her hand over his heart and feeling his strong heart beat. ''I had a dream, well, more like a horrible nightmare about us.''

''Oh?'' He gently prodded her for more info.

''Well, I was me and you were you but everything else was just..wrong, for want of a better word''

''I was still an Amazon, but all my sisters on Themyscira were men hating rapists who sold their sons for weapons to Hephaestus. On top of that, I had a father, a real life father and it was Zeus! My mother had an actual affair with him.''

''My bracelets could give me swords at any time if I willed them and for some reason, they contained my power. So if I ever took them off, I would get this weird blue glow in my eyes''

''Oh so like Dragon Ball Z?'' He asked

''Like what?''

''Nothing!, I just..overheard it when I was on one of my patrols'' He quickly covered.

''OK.. but here was the worst thing. I..'' She sighed ''I was in a relationship with…''

''Ahh'' Bruce guessed.

''Yeah, and the worst part was that apparently all it took for us to be together, was for him to say 'Your strong' and me saying 'I Know' and then suddenly we're together. Oh and 'apparently' I've been pining over him since the 1980s?!. So we'll ignore the 20 years of marriage with him and Lois shall we?

Silence fell over them as she finished. All of a sudden, Bruce started to shake. Concerned, Diana brought herself up on her elbows to look at him and was stunned to see him with the biggest grin on his face.

''Bruce!'' She admonished. ''This isn't funny!''

''Heh, of course not princess, I just..hehehe..I'm simply going through the scenario in my head, de constructing it and..'' With this, he simply let it all out and howled in laughter.

Crossing her arms over her bust, Diana scowled down at him, completely unimpressed. Slowly, his laughter began to die down and he caught the look she was giving him.

''Are you quite finished?'' She hissed ''I am sure you may find the guest room equally funny too''

Realising his mistake he brought her down to him, and held her close.

''If I had known that all it took'' he whispered, smirking in her ear ''was to sate something obvious about you to get in your pants, I would have done it years ago.''

''Careful Mr Wayne, you're treading on thin ice'' She playfully murmured.

''Careful Mrs Wayne, I might get jealous if people start telling you that your hair is black. God knows what will happen then..''

OK, so first story uploaded, had this sat on my macbook for a while actually. Re reading it, we went a bit meta there for a bit but hey ho! Also, please remember, parody! I don't think any sane SM/WW fans would actually be happy with the 'romance' was initiated, this is my play on it whilst spinning some BMWW goodness on it.

Really dislike the Azz WW run. Turned the peaceful, loving warriors into rapist, semen hunting pigs. I don't get it...