AN: I'm starting to see a pattern here… Stories and ideas and scenes come to me at the most inconvenient of times. I know I have like 3 other stories I need to write, but hey, I couldn't help myself. This will be a multi-chapter fic as ideas come to me. A set of one-shots comprised of mostly dialogue. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Avengers or Stargate SG-1. I wouldn't mind if someone wanted to gift it to me though.
"Carter! Why would you like him the best?" He's not even the real Thor."
"He's good looking sir. Besides, who do you think is the best?"
"Good looking, Carter? That's your reasoning? Seriously? Clearly the Black Widow is the best."
"And you're scolding me for liking Thor, sir?"
"He's not even the real Thor! Our Thor is so much better."
"Of course he is sir. I just happen to like how Chris Hemsworth looks. Nothing wrong with that. What about you Daniel, who's your favorite?'
"Yeah Space-Monkey, who do you love?"
"Don't call me that Jack. I don't 'love' him, but Dr. Banner is my favorite. Kind of relatable."
"Daniel, is there something you aren't telling us?"
"No Jack, I don't turn into a giant green rage monster. He's a scientist, an outcast, and an orphan. I can connect with him because I've been there. Teal'c? Your turn."
"DanielJackson. I wish to know where I can find this JossWhedon. He must pay for his crimes."
"I take it Coulson was your favorite, T?"
"Indeed. He is my favorite O'Neill."
"Is? He's kinda dead Teal'c. Getting stabbed through the back like that doesn't leave much room for survival."
"He is AgentPhilCoulson, SamanthaCarter. He is indeed alive and I will not believe otherwise."