Axel and Roxas played football in the park with their bros. They liked ice hockey. They both had girlfriends on and off because they didn't want to be held down because banging sluts was practically a full time job. They loved their snap backs. They loved action movies ("Hells yes, Fight Club!"). And really, that's all there was too it. They were each other's wingmen, bros, lifting partners at the gym, and best friends for life.

They met when they were in middle school. Roxas was sick at skateboarding, and Axel was great to have in gym class for basketball. Also it was more fun to play Call of Duty with a friend than alone, and when Axel got into Minecraft (not that they'd admit it, because they weren't losers), Roxas was right there with him hollering on about Creepers to their left and Creepers to their right.

Hell, Axel had been there when Roxas' first girlfriend broke up with him. And to be honest, he understood why the short blond was so pissed. Namine had been a cute little piece of ass, and hella sweet. She kind of had that artsy alternative girl thing going, and it was hot. Plus, she was really easy to get to second base with, Axel learned drunk at a party two years later.

So when they finished high school and entered college, they joined a frat of course because why not? Grades were cool. Axel was studying to be a lawyer. Roxas was studying to be a Doctor like his dad wanted, but partying was way more important, and blazing up with chicks was what both of them would declare fresh as fuckin' hell.

And sometimes there weren't chicks to blaze up with, but that was okay because two bros having a good time was a beautiful thing. The bromance between them was strong.

And when Axel ended up with Roxas' dick in his mouth, he swore to himself it wasn't because he was gay but because the blond just hadn't gotten action in fucking forever and he was doing it as a friend. Roxas even said, "No homo." before he came, so it was all good, right?

He certainly thought so when he bust on his best friend's face, eyes glazed and pink, "That was fuckin' awesome." The redhead mumbled without thinking, running a thumb over the teen's swollen lips as the blond panted.

So yeah, they were straight.

Two straight best friends who did homework together, who played sports together, and sometimes made out with each other, touched each other, fucked each other, and eventually stopped getting girlfriends to be with each other.

Short little diddy that I did for spoony-monster on tumblr based off one of their AU posts, so please enjoy. It's short, but I liked it :)