Greg arrived home one day, to find his family packing stuff into a bag.
"Not even going to fucking try anymore" thought Greg.
This was the 5th time his family had moved.
"So where are were we going" asked Greg.
"We're going to South Park, you little shit! So get your fucking ass in the car before I burn it off!" Greg's dad responded.
After all then numerous moves Greg's family had to undergo, Greg's dad had unexplicably come down with tourettes syndrome.
Greg rarely wrote in his diary anymore, especially after the incident where Leon Ricket had caught him writing in it, and the whole school had treated him even worse than Fregely.
That was largely the reason for his first move.
Anyways, Greg got in the car.
Standing behind the car was Rodrick who was currently snorting a line of crack.
After Rodrick had been deprived of his band, he had turned to drugs for relief.
Meanwhile Manny the pampered bitch he was, was playing on his brand-fucking new DS XL.
Greg's dad got in the car and he began driving off, Rodrick who was crunk off the crack, never noticed, and Greg crashed into Rodrick.
"Fuckity fucky fucking BITCH!" yelled Greg's dad
Then he walked over to Rodrick who had a broken collarbone, and hoisting him up, threw him in the trunk, "Watch your surroundings you stupid Cunt!"
Then he got in the car and began driving to South Park.
Manny suddenly piped up, "How much longer"
Then Greg's dad picked him up and tossed him out the car.
"DIDNT I TELL YOU STUPID FUCKS NOT TO ASK ME THAT!"
Then Greg's dad slammed on the brakes.
"Greg you better find Manny you stupid WORTHLESS FUCKING CUNT!"
Greg hurried over to where Manny was bleeding in the snow.
There were a group of kids around him.
"I'm Cartman" said one, "I'm Stan" said another, "I'm KYle" said the Jewish one, Finally the one in an orange jacket mumbled something unintelligeble.