FFVII Fear Factor
(By wizardman)
Contetants: Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie, Cid
Host: Vincent (I'd do Sephiroth, but that'd be too obvious)
Disclaimer: I don't own Fear Factor. I don't own FFVII or any of it's characters. I don't own squaresoft. (If I did, that'd be cool, but I don't.) I don't own anything else that has to do with Fear Factor of FF7.
Vincent: Hello. Welcome to Fear Factor. 6 contestants will compete for 500,000 gil. ($50,000) They will perform 3 horrendous stunts. They won't like it, although it'll be hilarious to watch them. If the contestant fails to do the stunt, they're gone. If they're too wussy, I'm going to shoot them. Now for Fear factor.
Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife. I'm from, uh... Nibelheim. Yeah, that's it. If I win, I'll pay for a hotel. Me, Tifa and Aeris.
Barret: I'm Barret. If I win, I'm going home and workign at that bar. I'll fix up AVALANCHE too.
Tifa: I'm Tifa. If I win, I'll give it to Cloud so we can have some fun.
Aeris: I'm Aeris. I sell flowers. Want one?
Cid: No. I'm Cid. If I win the money, then Vincent going to force me into a #$%&$%* anger management class. Then I'll spear him to death. HAHA! That or I'll get a new airship...
Yuffie: If I lose, I'm going to steal the money!
Barret: What if you win?
Yuffie: I'm going to steal Cloud from Tifa and Aeris and have him all to myself!
Aeris: Not if we can help it!
Yuffie: You're dead. You don't count.
Vincent: Shut the hell up already! Now, you're first task is to... Climb the ladder, go into the house, go to the other side of it, and jump 100 feet onto the airbag.
Barret: ...The hell?
Cid: No way I'm ^&^%^#$ doing that! Although If i tried, I'd beat all your asses!
Vincent: The person going first is... Cid.
Cid: $#!%. I'll do it.
*Cid climbs the ladder effortlessly, runs through the house, and jumps into the airbag failry quickly.
Vincent: Your time was... 42 seconds
Cid: $#!%. I was trying for 30!
Vincent: 30 is impossible. Sephiroth did it in 37.
Cid: &^($. I can't even beat HIM.
Vincent: Cloud, you're next.
Cloud. Can i take my sword.
Vincent: That'll make your time worse, so of course you can.
*Cloud slowly clibs the ladder, runs through the house, and jumps into the airbag.
Vincent: 50 seconds. I told you not to take the sword.
Cloud: that wouldnt have helped.
Tifa: I could've held onto it for you.
Aeris: I wanted to hold on. I'll always hold it for you.
Yuffie: If I steal the money, I'll give you some to hold the sword.
Cloud: You can all have it.
Vincent: O_O NOT THAT SWORD!!!
Cloud: Oh, This one. *Takes sword off back and gives it to Tifa and Aeris.*
Vincent: Barret, you're next.
*Barret climbs the ladder, trips in the house and leaps as far as he can onto the airbag.
Vincent: 50 seconds! Looks like everyone advances!
Yuffie: YAY!
Vincent: I meant the guys. By the way, It's your turn.
*Yuffie run up the ladder, runs to the other side and pauses
Yuffie: ... I can't do it. 100 feet is too high!
*Yuffie eventually jumps.
Vincent: 1 minute 45 seconds. Geez.
Yuffie: My life sucks. (Steals Vincent's gun)
Vincent: Tifa, you're up.
*Tifa run sup the ladder, runs through the house, but a hook pulls her skirt, so she jumps out of the house in a thong.
Vincent: 57 seconds. Wow...
*Cloud begins drooling.
Aeris: HAHA!
Cloud: Tifa's my girl now. (Continues to drool)
Vincent: Aeris, you're up.
*Aeris slowly climbs the ladder, walks through the house and jumps into the airbag.
Vincent: 1 minute 6 seconds. Yuffie, you're gone... Where's my damn gun???
Yuffie: I stole it. *shoots Vincent*
Vincent: Ugh... Yuffie's gone, and the new host is... Cait Sith! *dies*
Barret: Oh $#!%.
Cid: ... swear words can't even say my #$&^@$% despair...
Cait Sith: HI! You can all go home. Just come back tomorrow for your next task!
What will happen next? R+R abou tit. Also let me know who I should eliminate next, or who should win. Or any comments/suggestions, as this is my first fan fiction.
Contetants: Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie, Cid
Host: Vincent (I'd do Sephiroth, but that'd be too obvious)
Disclaimer: I don't own Fear Factor. I don't own FFVII or any of it's characters. I don't own squaresoft. (If I did, that'd be cool, but I don't.) I don't own anything else that has to do with Fear Factor of FF7.
Vincent: Hello. Welcome to Fear Factor. 6 contestants will compete for 500,000 gil. ($50,000) They will perform 3 horrendous stunts. They won't like it, although it'll be hilarious to watch them. If the contestant fails to do the stunt, they're gone. If they're too wussy, I'm going to shoot them. Now for Fear factor.
Cloud: I'm Cloud Strife. I'm from, uh... Nibelheim. Yeah, that's it. If I win, I'll pay for a hotel. Me, Tifa and Aeris.
Barret: I'm Barret. If I win, I'm going home and workign at that bar. I'll fix up AVALANCHE too.
Tifa: I'm Tifa. If I win, I'll give it to Cloud so we can have some fun.
Aeris: I'm Aeris. I sell flowers. Want one?
Cid: No. I'm Cid. If I win the money, then Vincent going to force me into a #$%&$%* anger management class. Then I'll spear him to death. HAHA! That or I'll get a new airship...
Yuffie: If I lose, I'm going to steal the money!
Barret: What if you win?
Yuffie: I'm going to steal Cloud from Tifa and Aeris and have him all to myself!
Aeris: Not if we can help it!
Yuffie: You're dead. You don't count.
Vincent: Shut the hell up already! Now, you're first task is to... Climb the ladder, go into the house, go to the other side of it, and jump 100 feet onto the airbag.
Barret: ...The hell?
Cid: No way I'm ^&^%^#$ doing that! Although If i tried, I'd beat all your asses!
Vincent: The person going first is... Cid.
Cid: $#!%. I'll do it.
*Cid climbs the ladder effortlessly, runs through the house, and jumps into the airbag failry quickly.
Vincent: Your time was... 42 seconds
Cid: $#!%. I was trying for 30!
Vincent: 30 is impossible. Sephiroth did it in 37.
Cid: &^($. I can't even beat HIM.
Vincent: Cloud, you're next.
Cloud. Can i take my sword.
Vincent: That'll make your time worse, so of course you can.
*Cloud slowly clibs the ladder, runs through the house, and jumps into the airbag.
Vincent: 50 seconds. I told you not to take the sword.
Cloud: that wouldnt have helped.
Tifa: I could've held onto it for you.
Aeris: I wanted to hold on. I'll always hold it for you.
Yuffie: If I steal the money, I'll give you some to hold the sword.
Cloud: You can all have it.
Vincent: O_O NOT THAT SWORD!!!
Cloud: Oh, This one. *Takes sword off back and gives it to Tifa and Aeris.*
Vincent: Barret, you're next.
*Barret climbs the ladder, trips in the house and leaps as far as he can onto the airbag.
Vincent: 50 seconds! Looks like everyone advances!
Yuffie: YAY!
Vincent: I meant the guys. By the way, It's your turn.
*Yuffie run up the ladder, runs to the other side and pauses
Yuffie: ... I can't do it. 100 feet is too high!
*Yuffie eventually jumps.
Vincent: 1 minute 45 seconds. Geez.
Yuffie: My life sucks. (Steals Vincent's gun)
Vincent: Tifa, you're up.
*Tifa run sup the ladder, runs through the house, but a hook pulls her skirt, so she jumps out of the house in a thong.
Vincent: 57 seconds. Wow...
*Cloud begins drooling.
Aeris: HAHA!
Cloud: Tifa's my girl now. (Continues to drool)
Vincent: Aeris, you're up.
*Aeris slowly climbs the ladder, walks through the house and jumps into the airbag.
Vincent: 1 minute 6 seconds. Yuffie, you're gone... Where's my damn gun???
Yuffie: I stole it. *shoots Vincent*
Vincent: Ugh... Yuffie's gone, and the new host is... Cait Sith! *dies*
Barret: Oh $#!%.
Cid: ... swear words can't even say my #$&^@$% despair...
Cait Sith: HI! You can all go home. Just come back tomorrow for your next task!
What will happen next? R+R abou tit. Also let me know who I should eliminate next, or who should win. Or any comments/suggestions, as this is my first fan fiction.