Jayfeather's Late Night Adventure

Dedicated to everyone who had a really crazy dream last night!

Summary: Jayfeather decides to have a little fun with his powers while the clan's asleep. He drags Yellowfang along and... Well, crazy stuff goes down!

Warning,there will be lots of screaming going on!

Rating:T Just to be safe...

I don't own Warriors or any of the shows that will be refrenced/parodied. Enjoy!

It was sunset in the ThunderClan camp. Everyone was going to bet after a long day of border patroling, hunting and screaming at each other. Even Brairlight, who was nearly an insomniac, was turning in early.

"Goodnight little brother." yawned Lionblaze and Hollyleaf in unison

"See ya tomorrow." said Dovewing and Ivypool

"Uh. I have the power to do almost anything and I am so bored it's not funny. I might as well become the next Rock." Jayfeather sighed

Somewhere in the tunnels... "Achooo!" sneezed Rock

"Wait I know, why don't I see what everyone dreams about. It would at least give me something to do. I think I'll bring Yellowfang, Spottedleaf says she's only so grumpy because no cat takes her with them on any trips."

A bright light flashed outside the den before Yellowfang crashed in. Amazingly no one woke up or even twitched in thier sleep.

"What lie did Spottedleaf tell you! I am not grumpy because Bluestar didn't take me to the Digimon World Contest or that Silverstream took Redtail instead of me to see the air riding competition in Dreamland, or any thing like that!" she cried

"Well, I am going on an expedition Yellowfang and you're my right hand cat. We're going to walk in everyone's dreams, starting with Mousefur."

On the inside, Yellowfang squealed like a kit. On the outside she just nodded. So slowly the troublemaking duo crept to the elder's den. They slipped right next to Mousefur and, using Jayfeather's power, jumped into the old she-cat's dreams.

"Watch out General Bluestar! I'm gonna get you!"

Jayfeather open his eyes to see the world whizzing by at a dizzying pace. He was flying! Yellowfang saw she was on a yellow cloud, and the driver was a cat in twoleg pelts with spiky black hair.

"Excuse me, si-MOUSEFANG!" she screamed

"It's Gofang, miss. Get ready, we're getting close to the Redtail Ribbon Army's new base!" the dream version of Mousefang said

"I want off this crazy ride!" cried Jayfeather

Both Yellowfang and Jayfeather looked down to see they were wearing twoleg pelts too.

"Come on, Jayrin we're almost there! Yellowchi say something to him!" said Gofang

And with that they jumped off the cloud, and landed in Bumblestripe's dream.

"That was weird. Yellowfang, this might have been a bad idea." Jayfeather whispered

Just then, Yellowfang spotted a little ring in the grass.

"Hey! look at this, Jay! It's perfect for my collection of twoleg junk!" Yellowfang said

"GIMMIE THAT!" howled Bumblestripe in a monk outfit "I am the Xiaolin dragon of Earth! The Ring Of The Nine Dragons belongs to the XiaolinClan side!"

"Ring Of The Nine Whats?" asked Jayfeather

"Never mind that! Finder's keeper's! It is mine! Ruuun!" screeched Yellowfang pushing Jayfeather as she ran

"Fist Of Tebigong!" the Xiaolin cat roared

The earth started to spit open with a thundering crack. The dream-walking duo fell through, dropping the ring.

"Noooo! My Ring Of The Thingies!" howled Yellowfang

The cats fell into Sandstorm's dreams and into a big stadium.

"The Grand Pokemon ShadowClan Finals start now! In the blue corner, it's Sandstorm Ketchum! In the red corner, it's Ravenpaw!" Mistystar the Announcer crowed

"Let's go Infernape!" cried Sandstorm

"Umbreon, stand by for battle." said Ravenpaw

Jayfeather sighed in relief, they could just sit back and enjoy the fight. He blinked and looked down to see bright yellow markings on his black pelt.

Wait, I don't have a black pelt with yellow... Oh badger droppings." Jayfeather thought I'm the umbreon thing.

"Jayfeather, we're the pokemon!" shouted Yellowfang the Infernape

"Infernape, use flamewheel!"

"Umbreon, counter with dark pulse."

"What's going on?" Yellowfang asked as she started spinning "I've learned fire-style jutsu,Lionheart was right!" she cried

"Watch out! Hiyah!" warned Jayfeather

He hit with lightning speed, but it didn't leave a scratch on Yellowfang.

"Infernape, use bite!"

Yellowfang closed her eyes and lunged for Jayfeather's arm. When she opened them, they were in another dream.

"Hi. I'm Cloudtail Della Robbia. That over there is Graystripe Stern,Brightheart Schaeffer, Mistystar Ishiyama and Firestar Belpois. That over there is my little Kiwiclaw..."

"No. I am not going on Lyoko." whispered Yellowfang

But, about five minutes later, they absolutely were, and Jayfeather was having a ball.

"Wheeee! I rock these bloks." Jayfeather shouted

He swung from branches, smashing Xana's monsters with one hit. They gray tom bounded off rocks and flew through the air. He soared like no other and evereyone was amazed except Yellowfang.

"That's it! We are going, Jay." she growled

With that she pushed him off a cliff and into reality.

"Jay, Jayfeather, wake up!"

Lionblaze and Briarlight were staring in Jayfeather's face.

"You look like you had a bad dream." Briarlight said

"Tell me about it!" he moaned

Then, somewhere in StarClan, Yellowfang laughed.