CULINARY CALAMITY

WOW: sink. Dean doesn't often relinquish control in the bunker's kitchen. Bad things happen when he does.

Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them.

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"That's the last time I let you cook dinner Sam."

"I told you Dean, I'm almost done."

"What's taking so long? I'm starving, man."

"Stop moaning jerk, you've got enough fat reserves to survive a few more minutes."

"I'm sinking fast … the lights are dimming."

"Good, I might get some peace to finish up here then."

"Hummph!"

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"Okay, here we are!"

"At last! I'm friggin' wasting away … what the hell is that?"

"A new recipe; butternut squash and spinach bake."

*…*

"Where are you going Dean?"

"To put a padlock on the kitchen door. You're never going anywhere near it again."

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