AN: I wrote this in Economics class. It's a good way to stifle the boredom. By the way, keep in mind as you read this that this is solely based on my love for Jason Isaacs as Lucius Malfoy. Although I do love the Malfoy elder's character, of course.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter references belong to J.K. Rowling, and "Stacy's Mom" references (and the tune to which this is sung) belong to Fountains of Wayne.
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Draco's Dad(Draco's Dad drives me completely mad; Draco's dad drives me completely mad)
Draco can I come over during break? (During break)
We can hang around on the Malfoy estate (Malfoy estate)
Did your Dad get back from his Summoning? (Summoning)
Is he there, or is he in a Death Eater ring? (Death Eater ring)
You know I'm not the little witch that I used to be
I've just turned of age, now, baby can't you see?
Draco's Dad, ooh I've got it bad!
He's all I want and he's driving me so mad
Draco can't you see you're just not the boy for me,
I know it might be sad, but
I'm in love with Draco's Dad.
(Draco's Dad drives me completely mad; Draco's Dad drives me completely mad)
Draco do you remember when I cursed your mom? (Cursed your mom)
She'd lied to me, saying your Dad was gone (Dad was gone)
I could tell she thought I was a threat to her (Threat to her)
When your Dad showed up and I covered her with fur (Covered with fur)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your mom's a bitch your Dad could use a girl like me!
Draco's Dad, oh how I wish I had
That gorgeous man who is Death Eaterly-clad,
Draco can't you see there's just one Malfoy for me,
I know he might be bad, but
I'm in love with Draco's Dad.
*Guitar break (come on, you know how it goes!)*
Draco's Dad, ooh I've got it bad! (Ooh, I've got it bad)
He's all I want and he's driving me so mad (Drivin' me so mad)
Draco can't you see you're just not the boy for me,
I know it might be sad, but
I'm in love with-
Draco's Dad, ah-ah, ah-ah (I'm in love with)
Draco's Dad, ah-ah, ah-ah (Wait a minute)
Draco can't you see there's just one Malfoy for me,
I know he might be bad, but
I'm in love with Draco's Dad!
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AN: Well that was fun! Oh my god, I have such a thing for Jason Isaacs, it's not even funny. If anyone else loves him, I advise you to see Dragonheart. He's all over that movie, and he loses his pants briefly, too (that part was so funny)!