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Chapter one
Pairing: Kyle/Nessa, maybe some Holly/Arty *Shrug
Authors note: I have no use for petty authors notes. I mock thee, oh,
authors note writers! MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! Kip is their form of money.
MUAHAHAHA!!!! No, I did not forget Sean, he is just really quiet and is a
good listener. I do solomly promise, I shall not abandon this fiction
(unless everybody hates it) and that all chapters should be at least one
thousand words or more.
Claimer: *Crickets chirping*
Disclaimer: I am not Eion Colfer. I do not own bogglefish. I do not own.
anything that belongs to someone else.
Dedication: My lil sis and Nytvision. You go girl(s)!!
"Yo, Nessa!" Kyle-a tallish elf with thick purple hair and green contacts- called to Vanessa, or as her friends called her 'Nessa. "L-mat. You in?"
She thought for a moment, her ebony ringlets swaying. "Who else is in?" she asked. Her blue eyes curious who would have the kind of money needed.
"Only me, Sean, Lizzie and Liz's friend, what's her name"
When she didn't speak for a moment he said, "I have ten Kips."
"I only have eight," she admitted.
He tosses her a coin, "You owe me," he said laughing. True, she thought, but she would pay him back only because she couldn't stand being in debt to anyone, not because she was forced to. He liked her way to much for that.
"If I keep spending like this, I'll have to catch stink worms with my bare hands for Iris."
"I'll help," he added, laughing.
She looked at her friend. If she had to get rid of Iris, her Atlantian Bogglefish, which was a possibility if she did not make some fast cash, he would be first choice to take care of her, but since most of the interns were relatively poor, that had a slim -no- very slim chance of happening.
A world away, dearest Arty was sitting at his computer, his fingers shaking from exhaustion, he hadn't slept in nineteen hours, and was not planning to for another four. It was currently two AM.
He clicked on his email icon. Two new mails. He opened the first, even though it was an email he did not recognize. It read:
From: dig@dirt.net To: GoldenBoy@Fowl.2d
Fowl. Tara. McGrady farm. All will be explained. I have what you want; Faries. The seventeenth. Be there and bring the girl.
Diggums. Mulch Diggums.
Artemis thought for a moment, the name Diggums sounded familiar, but he was debating himself on what to do. He finally decided he would read the other email first. It said:
From: dig@dirt.net To: GoldenBoy@Fowl.2nd
Had doubts, eh? Thought so. (There was a picture of a pixie inserted) If this doesn't prove it, nothing will.
Diggums.
"I love the broken record that's, Skippin' in my head" the tri, Liz, Nessa and, what's her name, Kat sang at the top of their lungs. Kyle cocked his head and raised an eyebrow.
"Who is this?" he asked.
Liz scrunched her brow. "Stacie Orrico. A mud woman." She clarified after both boys held a blank expression.
"A mud woman? Since when do you listen to mud woman music!?" he asked.
"Since forever. 'Sides, mud-music is cool." Kat piped up.
"Mm-hmm. Now it has it's own term and everything?" Kyle asked, well not really, it was more of a statement.
"Yep!" Kat chirped.
"*Cough*rhetorical*cough*" Courtesy of Vanessa.
==Thirty minutes later==
The gang were all sitting on dryers thirty minutes later in this particular order: Kyle, Vanessa, Kat, Sean and Liz. (A/N: I never got around to describing all of them, so I'll redo all of them)
Vanessa: Slightly shorter than Kyle, Ebony ringlets that go halfway down her back. She has blue eyes. Kat: Really babyish, but smart. She skipped two grades. She has bright red hair and green eyes. Sean: Short, but taller than Liz, he has sandy blond hair and clear blue eyes. Liz: Has a good memory. Brown hair with red highlights she has a deep mahogany eyes. Kyle: Thick purple hair, has blue eyes, but green contacts, so his eyes are green tinted.
A full seventeen hours later, Butler was discussing the issue at hand; faries and this Mr. Diggums. A very secretive Mr. Digger.
"Are you sure?" Butler asked, looking at the picture. It was almost enough to make him remember, but not quite. Luckily for the author, or her plot would go down the drain.
"Trust me, Dom-Butler." He said, and he did. I must ask Juliet if she told him my name, Butler thought. Simultaniously, Artemis thoughts were similar to this: Dom? Where did I get that from?
Five-Five-Five-four-four-four-four. Riiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiing. After the third ring, Juliet finally picked up her phone. "Who is it and make it quick" she said.
"Juliet," Butler started. "You didn't."
"I did not what, Dom?" she asked.
"Tell Artemis my name." He finished.
"Noooo." She said slowly.
"Julie, can you be home the seventeenth?" he asked her.
She thought for a moment, "Yes," she answered. Not necessarily, but the guy would surely love to be spared a match with the Jade Princess.
"Ok, well, bye, I love you, Sis." He said.
"You're so emotional for a bodyguard" she said, and laughed. Why did the words feel like she had said them before? She thought. Then they hung up.
"Did you bug the dwarf?" a whispery voice asked.
"Sure did." Said a second voice, even more mysteriously.
*Nessa's apartment*
Back at Nessa's apartment, Iris was floating on her back and just happened to discovered something: it was purple and thin and connected to her body. It was her fin. Since, as you know, bogglefish are nearsighted, it looked like a blurry thing attacking her. She boggled at it, and boggled at it, and boggled at it. This might be a realllly long wait. Suddenly it came to her: It was an idol to be worshiped. If you have a good memory, you will remember that:
a. Iris is on her back b. bogglefish have no knees c. the object is her own fin.
She suddenly wonedered if the idol was gold. What is gold? She boggled and wondered what gold was, the purple object forgotten for the time being.
"Yo, Nessa!" Kyle-a tallish elf with thick purple hair and green contacts- called to Vanessa, or as her friends called her 'Nessa. "L-mat. You in?"
She thought for a moment, her ebony ringlets swaying. "Who else is in?" she asked. Her blue eyes curious who would have the kind of money needed.
"Only me, Sean, Lizzie and Liz's friend, what's her name"
When she didn't speak for a moment he said, "I have ten Kips."
"I only have eight," she admitted.
He tosses her a coin, "You owe me," he said laughing. True, she thought, but she would pay him back only because she couldn't stand being in debt to anyone, not because she was forced to. He liked her way to much for that.
"If I keep spending like this, I'll have to catch stink worms with my bare hands for Iris."
"I'll help," he added, laughing.
She looked at her friend. If she had to get rid of Iris, her Atlantian Bogglefish, which was a possibility if she did not make some fast cash, he would be first choice to take care of her, but since most of the interns were relatively poor, that had a slim -no- very slim chance of happening.
A world away, dearest Arty was sitting at his computer, his fingers shaking from exhaustion, he hadn't slept in nineteen hours, and was not planning to for another four. It was currently two AM.
He clicked on his email icon. Two new mails. He opened the first, even though it was an email he did not recognize. It read:
From: dig@dirt.net To: GoldenBoy@Fowl.2d
Fowl. Tara. McGrady farm. All will be explained. I have what you want; Faries. The seventeenth. Be there and bring the girl.
Diggums. Mulch Diggums.
Artemis thought for a moment, the name Diggums sounded familiar, but he was debating himself on what to do. He finally decided he would read the other email first. It said:
From: dig@dirt.net To: GoldenBoy@Fowl.2nd
Had doubts, eh? Thought so. (There was a picture of a pixie inserted) If this doesn't prove it, nothing will.
Diggums.
"I love the broken record that's, Skippin' in my head" the tri, Liz, Nessa and, what's her name, Kat sang at the top of their lungs. Kyle cocked his head and raised an eyebrow.
"Who is this?" he asked.
Liz scrunched her brow. "Stacie Orrico. A mud woman." She clarified after both boys held a blank expression.
"A mud woman? Since when do you listen to mud woman music!?" he asked.
"Since forever. 'Sides, mud-music is cool." Kat piped up.
"Mm-hmm. Now it has it's own term and everything?" Kyle asked, well not really, it was more of a statement.
"Yep!" Kat chirped.
"*Cough*rhetorical*cough*" Courtesy of Vanessa.
==Thirty minutes later==
The gang were all sitting on dryers thirty minutes later in this particular order: Kyle, Vanessa, Kat, Sean and Liz. (A/N: I never got around to describing all of them, so I'll redo all of them)
Vanessa: Slightly shorter than Kyle, Ebony ringlets that go halfway down her back. She has blue eyes. Kat: Really babyish, but smart. She skipped two grades. She has bright red hair and green eyes. Sean: Short, but taller than Liz, he has sandy blond hair and clear blue eyes. Liz: Has a good memory. Brown hair with red highlights she has a deep mahogany eyes. Kyle: Thick purple hair, has blue eyes, but green contacts, so his eyes are green tinted.
A full seventeen hours later, Butler was discussing the issue at hand; faries and this Mr. Diggums. A very secretive Mr. Digger.
"Are you sure?" Butler asked, looking at the picture. It was almost enough to make him remember, but not quite. Luckily for the author, or her plot would go down the drain.
"Trust me, Dom-Butler." He said, and he did. I must ask Juliet if she told him my name, Butler thought. Simultaniously, Artemis thoughts were similar to this: Dom? Where did I get that from?
Five-Five-Five-four-four-four-four. Riiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiiiiing. After the third ring, Juliet finally picked up her phone. "Who is it and make it quick" she said.
"Juliet," Butler started. "You didn't."
"I did not what, Dom?" she asked.
"Tell Artemis my name." He finished.
"Noooo." She said slowly.
"Julie, can you be home the seventeenth?" he asked her.
She thought for a moment, "Yes," she answered. Not necessarily, but the guy would surely love to be spared a match with the Jade Princess.
"Ok, well, bye, I love you, Sis." He said.
"You're so emotional for a bodyguard" she said, and laughed. Why did the words feel like she had said them before? She thought. Then they hung up.
"Did you bug the dwarf?" a whispery voice asked.
"Sure did." Said a second voice, even more mysteriously.
*Nessa's apartment*
Back at Nessa's apartment, Iris was floating on her back and just happened to discovered something: it was purple and thin and connected to her body. It was her fin. Since, as you know, bogglefish are nearsighted, it looked like a blurry thing attacking her. She boggled at it, and boggled at it, and boggled at it. This might be a realllly long wait. Suddenly it came to her: It was an idol to be worshiped. If you have a good memory, you will remember that:
a. Iris is on her back b. bogglefish have no knees c. the object is her own fin.
She suddenly wonedered if the idol was gold. What is gold? She boggled and wondered what gold was, the purple object forgotten for the time being.