Author: My friend Lauren (who is a psycho) and me (I'm a little weird)
wrote this when we were in a very pissed one day. (forgive me for the fic
you people you)
Title: the most stupid fic ever
Authors: Hattie and Lauren
Rating: NC-17
Hermione was attacked one day by a lethifold.
"Help me" she screamed.
"Don't worry darling" Yay it's Harry to the rescue.
"Oh my Hero" she said before squealing "Oh no where's it going now?"
They watched it slither round the corner and heard muffled screams and they ran around the corner and realised it was to late, there was just the lethifold and a camera!
"Oh poor Colin" wept Hermione. At that moment her secret lover Ron came round the corner "Hermione" he yelled and they went snoggity woggity
"Ron" she said "I'm Pregnant"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
(((
"Phew it was a dream. Oh no there is a flobberworm on my toe save me. Wake up Harry we've got to stop Snape sleeping with Parvati!"
"Why, I never really liked her anyway!" Harry said going back to sleep
"You're right I don't like her either." Ron agreed, then "Harry! You've got a pograbin behind you!!!"
The pograbin ate Harry. THE END
(There! Wasn't that just the best fic ever!)? If I get enough requests I'll take it down. Please review if you:
Loved the fic and want another one
Want the fic taken down
Love Robbie Williams
Think I should drink less
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Title: the most stupid fic ever
Authors: Hattie and Lauren
Rating: NC-17
Hermione was attacked one day by a lethifold.
"Help me" she screamed.
"Don't worry darling" Yay it's Harry to the rescue.
"Oh my Hero" she said before squealing "Oh no where's it going now?"
They watched it slither round the corner and heard muffled screams and they ran around the corner and realised it was to late, there was just the lethifold and a camera!
"Oh poor Colin" wept Hermione. At that moment her secret lover Ron came round the corner "Hermione" he yelled and they went snoggity woggity
"Ron" she said "I'm Pregnant"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooo"
(((
"Phew it was a dream. Oh no there is a flobberworm on my toe save me. Wake up Harry we've got to stop Snape sleeping with Parvati!"
"Why, I never really liked her anyway!" Harry said going back to sleep
"You're right I don't like her either." Ron agreed, then "Harry! You've got a pograbin behind you!!!"
The pograbin ate Harry. THE END
(There! Wasn't that just the best fic ever!)? If I get enough requests I'll take it down. Please review if you:
Loved the fic and want another one
Want the fic taken down
Love Robbie Williams
Think I should drink less
Fit none of the above categories