Danna
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BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"Dammit!My dream was just getting good!" yelled a miffed Deidara.
"Shut the hell up you cyclops its too damn early to yell."said Sasori .
"At least I have a penis you dick-less shit-head,un."said Deidara with a smirk.
"I'm not too sure you have one I mean come on you use Herbal Essences,keep a diary,have a
ponytail,and call a man master."said Sasori with an inward smile.
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean,un!"
Seeing a window of opportunity Sasori added,"I'm just saying its kinda strange and no one seen you without a shirt before and...Kisame said he saw you peeking on Itachi in the shower."The puppet man just couldn't resist adding on.,"Oh yeah and how would you know if i have a penis or not?Have you peeked on me too or something?"
At this point Deidara was overwhelmed.He didn't know what to do so he just stormed .Poor Kisame was in the kitchen unaware of the lie Sasori told Deidara and he saw the blond in the hallway and had to say good morning to the pissed bomber only to have blow up in his face literally.
All he could say before he passed out was 'What the hell is his problem'.Sasori watched from his room and emitted a small chuckle before sitting down and watching tv.Too bad for him it was 6:00 which means... kiddy shows,DUN DUN DUUN!
Sasori stood on his knees and yelled to the heavens,"DAMN YOU BOB THE BUILDER!"and hung his head low.