A/N: Hai! Demon checking in. This is just a collab I did with a friend. Please review if you want us to continue it!

AKIRE'S POV:

So I was visiting Sam's house again, and was looking up Soul Eater stuff. It was my new anime phase and I was totally in love with the it. Soul Eater was so unique. It was like the epitome of an unintentional Halloween manga.

I heard Sam reposition herself on her bed.

"What the heck are you looking at?"

I emailed another link to myself, "Umm…just looking up Soul Eater stuff."

I heard her laugh, "Oh, woooow."

"Well, sor-ry for having my Soul Eater phase so late!" I exclaimed hotly.

Sam decided to get her lazy ass off her bed and drew another chair next to the computer, "Yeesh. You don't have to get all touchy. So who's your fav again?"

I pursed by bottom lip in thought, "Errmm…I don't really know…Lately I've been going more towards Soul, but I still love Stein and Kidd."

"How can you not love Kidd?" asked Sam in what I assumed was a rhetorical question, "He's so hoooot…."

I rolled my eyes. Sure I had moments like that too, but I'm a hypocrite by nature so, yah, "Oh, Sam."

"Oh! That's a really good pic." chirped Sam and she grabbed the mouse from me to click on the thumbnail.

Unfortunately, once she clicked in it, one of those stupid pop-ups flashed upon the screen.

"What the fuck…?" muttered Sam, trying to exit out, "No, I don't a fuck about which character I have a chance at dating. Maaayyybee…" she added a second later.

I snorted.

"No. No. You stupid little thing, why don't you exit out already? I want the picture, not you." Her voice was rising with each word, "EXIT!"

I covered my ears with a grimace, "Seriously, man?"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

My eyes immediately averted to Sam's computer screen, then dilated. It was undergoing a major malfunction. The screen was changing colors and flashing random Soul Eater images.

"No ho ho hooooo…" groaned Sam, "No! Bad! Bad!"

"What?" I asked, "Virus?"

Steam was spewing out of the crevices of her laptop and Sam began pressing random buttons. Not exactly the smartest thing to do, "NOOOOO! STUPID FUCKING SPAM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY FUCKING COMPUTER!?"

You know, now that I look back, I should have ran out of the room since the darn thing was clearly about to explode, but…alas.

I didn't.

Therefore, I witnessed firsthand an explosion.

I woke up, aching from head to toe. I felt cool dusty earth between my fingers. Was I in heaven? If I was, then why was I in so much pain? No, it must be hell…Yeah…I'm in hell…

"Aki! Aki! Aki!"

Wait…was that Sam's annoying voice? Was she sent down into the abyss with me? Was I stuck with her for all of eternity?

"Aki! Get the fuck up!"

I rolled over onto my stomach, "Five more hours."

"What? Fuck no bitch. Get uup!"

She sounded pretty excited. Why would she be excited about being in hell?

"Akiiiiiiii…You won't believe it!"

I groaned, "I won't believe what?"

Her voice turned into an exasperated one, "Well, if you only get up….then you would know."

"Are we in hell?"

There was a pause.

"What? Fuck no. Better."

"Heaven?"

"Giiiirrlll, you suck at guessing. Just get up for the last fucking time."

"Ugh….fine…" I sat up slowly like a zombie and forced my eyes open, one at a time.

And my jaw dropped.

I looked into Sam's jubilant face, "We're in Soul Eater!" she exclaimed.

"No shit…" I mumbled. Oh well, at least I wasn't in hell. Then I noticed something.

"Saaamm…." I said, "Ya look kinda different…."

"Really?" she squeaked. She glanced at the long white hair around her, "But…I thought this was your hair."

I looked at her through narrow eyes, "Seriously?"

Sam stared at me hard. I glared back. She caressed her chin thoughtfully, "You know, Aki. You don't look that much different." She grinned, "Still short."

I snorted, "Good. I don't have to worry about not recognizing myself in the mirror."

Sam rolled her eyes, "Well! Might as well walk around and shit. Maybe we'll run into the main characters."

Taking her advice, I slowly stood to my feet and dusted off my clothes. It wasn't too different from what I had on at Sam's house. Actually, I think it was the same clothing. A plain white t-shirt, grey hoodie, black jeans, and a comfortable pair of sneakers. My hair also wasn't too different than how I usually styled it. A messy bun with my bangs curling around my cheeks.

As for Sam, I already mentioned her long-ass hair, and her eyes had more of a greenish tint to them-it would be safe to call it turquoise, I think. She wore a grey tank top that had white splotches on it middle down, black shorts, and black combat boots.

There was something else that was strange about her. Like, where did she get that black stain on her forehead?

Sam had on a look of someone who was about to go spelunking, "All right! Let's-!"

"There it is." said a voice quietly from behind us.

"Go…?"

"Not even ten legit minutes in this fucking world and you get us in a fuckin dungeon!" I fumed.

"It's not my fault!" protested Sam.

"Uh. Huh." I said sarcastically, "You just so happen to have black blood in your system." I pointed to the stain point blank on her forehead, "Black blood, if I cannot stress this enough, and you say its not your fault."

"How was I to know?!"

"I don't know!" I yelled back, "But what I do know is that we're going to have our asses kicked-or worse-if we don't think of something fucking soon!"

Sam was about to reply, but the jail cell door swung open. Standing in the doorway was…

"Oh! Hey, Sid!" chirped Sam in greeting.

The dead guy looked confused, "Umm…Hey?"

I jabbed her in the ribs, "They have no clue where we come from, so if you keep on blurting names, I'm going to say that you're a stalker. Got it?"

Sam glared at me, but didn't say anything in reply.

Once we were in Shinigami-sama's blue room of mirrors, we were greeted (ha hah) by the basically the whole cast.

"Soo…." began Shinigami-sama, "I heard that one of you have black blood, am I right?"

Sam shrugged, "I guess…But I swear! I didn't have it before!"

"Where exactly did you two come from?" inquired…yah, still can't believe it myself, Death the Kidd, "Your wavelengths seem a bit off."

I could tell that Sam was trying suppress her fan girl, so I was left to answer the question, "Well, sir, it's kind of hard to explain."

"Try me."

I shrugged. They weren't gonna believe me anyways…oh well.

"Okay," I began, "So Sam-my friend here with the black blood-her computer got some whacky virus and exploded. As a result, we ended up here. Teleportation, I guess you can call it."

As expected, my explanation was met with incredulous looks.

"So…what exactly are you saying?" asked Soul.

"We came from a different dimension."

Again, looks of incredulousness.

"Hey…" I protested, "It's possible. Well, first they have to prove the string theory, but…whatever. That's the truth."

Shinigami-sama sighed, "You both sound very suspicious. I'm going to have someone examine you. Sam, is it?"

Sam nodded.

"Oh. Okay. Sam, I'd like you to meet Professor Stein."

To sum up Sam's reaction with the minimal amount of words possible:

Oh, fuck no.

And so, Sam was bodily dragged out of the rood by the psychotic scientist, screaming at me to save her.

I, of course, like all true friends, smiled at her helplessness and did absolutely nothing to save her.

NO ONE'S POV

"Well, Maka…what's your take on this?" asked Shinigama-sama.

A skinny girl with pigtails stepped forward, eyes narrowed in thought, "I don't know, but I'm positive that the madness is back. I can feel it. The fact that that girl had signs of black blood is just the beginning."

Shinigama-sama sighed, "I'm afraid you're right…"

Soul had the best summary of the situation:

"Shit."

In a dark alley late at night, a lanky boy with circular glasses and no other specific features which deserves to be mentioned walks to his apartment complex. Suddenly, from the shadows shot out an unidentifiable substance. The boy stares at it with wide eyes and tears stream down his face as it forces its way down his mouth. His body undergoes a series of spasms before becoming rigid. Too rigid.

He removes his hand from his face and his grins.