Shrek and Donkey were sitting at Shrek's house, they were both grieving over the loss of their families...you see, Shrek and Donkey got in a car accident with their family, ever except Shrek and Donkey died, but, Donkey came out with severe autism, and is going to die in a few hours and Shrek had a burning passion for Donkey, and he wanted to make love to him before he passed away...Shrek turned to Donkey, looked at him, then finally, he got up, ripped his clothes off, and started walking towards Donkey, as his large naked green body was going toward Donkey, Donkey said "Shrek...w-what are you doing" "I LOVE YOU!" Shrek roared "Im going to make sweet love to your tight donkey asshole before you die"...Donkey was flattered, Donkey has wanted Shrek to do that since they've met, but...there was one problem...Donkey wasn't just a Donkey, he was also a vampire...Shrek grew closer to Donkey, picked him up, and started to insert his gigantic green wiener into Donkey...Donkey began to scream in pain, because Shrek shoved his ridiculously big green cock into Donkey, and he went in dry...Shrek let out a HUGE roar...he came...He said "Donkey...how was it"..but it was too late...Donkey was dead