-MS pov-
I found myself in a strange land a land that have once been ruled by the houses of a chess board, now it was Suits. I stood up and dusted off my blue skirt. I still was trying to figure out why I was here. Last I remembered was falling down a hole in Oxford. Well not my town of Oxford. Oh if you're wondering who I am, I'm Mississippi, but I guess it be better if I went by Madeline Jones.
You seen I had been enjoying some quality time with my Grandmother, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, when I fell down a hole and ended up here. Of course what was really annoying me is the place I landed in seemed to have taken my daddy's favorite color and splashed it and all it's family all over the place.
"Ugh, so much fucking Blue."
"What's wrong with blue?"
"Nothing if it doesn't cover everything with in a four hundred mile radius. Gawd, I sound like Beckett."
"I think my brother's choice in color scheme is nice."
-Third Omni PoV-
Maddie turned around to see a man behind her and felt her jaw drop. There standing before her was Canada, but Maddie instantly new this wasn't the man she called mother. No he was dressed in a dark blue long coat with a lighter blue waistcoat underneath with a white blouse. His shorts were brown and his socks came up over his kness. His shoes were adorable as well.
Feeling Hungary and Japan's influance of her, Maddie pulled out her camera and took a quick picture. The Canada copy blinked and Maddie put on the biggest smile she could.
"Why don't you tell me who you are and why your borther got to choose the color palette?"
"My brother is the King of Spades. I'm the Ace of Spades, Mathew."
"Well, that answered my next question. I'll let you take me to your king. I want to ask him how I can get home."
"But you're a Spade as well?"
Maddie blinked and looked down, her skirt had a large dark blue spade. She then felt her eyebrow twitch when she noticed the vest she had on pushed up her already ample bust line up.
"Well at least Hiro, Louis and Beckett aren't here to grope me."
"Why would the grope you?"
"Because my boyfriend and brothers are fucking pervs."
"I understand that."
Maddie blinked at him and then followed the Ace up to the large Blue Spade inspired castle sitting on the very edge of a waterfall. Maddie stopped to stare. Now she was really getting nervous. She new the Time flow in Wonderland was ever changing and never stayed the same speed. It look like it had skipped quite a lot of time.
"Um excuse me, Mathew, what happened to Wonderland?"
"The nation of Wonderland divided nearly a thousand years ago. Time had been a little wacky until the First King of Spades stabilized it."
Maddie looked at him confused. Time was in the control of a mortal? No that wasn't good. Time had always belonged to beings much more powerful than a nation.
"Madeliene! Where are you my petite niece! This isn't funny! First Maman pushes me down that stupid hole, then I find myself dressed in yellow and orange! I look like shit! Not only that mon beautiful hair is a mess and ... and...grand fr re, sauve-moi! (big brother, save me) WAH!"
Maddie stopped staring at the castle and ran around the corner to find her aunt sitting on the ground crying. Maddie rand over to her and put her hand on her shoulder. Seconds later Paris pulled her niece into a hug, burring her face in her chest. Maddie blinked and then squealed before pushing her aunt away from herself away from the French girl and ran behind Mathew.
"Aunt Adelaide, you're a fucking pervert!"
"I can't help it. You're breast are just so huge!"
"Can you calling me fat?"
"What? Non! Non!"
Mathew stared at the two girls in confusion as the blonde tried to calm the younger one down and he started to lead them back to the castle. Maddie turned a sharp violet eye to the man walking away from them and clutched herself closer to her only family member in the strange world they had landed in.
"Auntie, you feel anything off?"
"The strings of eternal love aren't tightening. Both my dear older brothers are waltzing around each other. Maman is avoiding his destined love as well. Looks like Love is all fucked up in this world."
"You're beginning to think Grandma threw us down that hole on purpose."
"Of course. We'll fix what is wrong with this world, but I don't think we can change the Suit Royals."
"Let's hope not of them are actually married."
"God, what if Maman is the..."
"Mattie, you're back and you brought the Alices!"
Maddie crushed herself to her aunt's side only to relax when she heard a familiar lullaby. The queen, who's face was hidden from view, seemed to tense at the words coming from Adelaide's mouth. Mathew took no heed of the girl's singing and walked up to stand by the king. Adelaide remembered she was in the presents of royals and pulled Maddie into a curtsy and herself as well.
"We're sorry for intruding in your land, your highnesses. We are Alices and are looking for a way home."
"How ave you come to be here, aru."
Maddie looked over to see the man she knew as China walk in and she felt her bag grow heavy. Shaking her head, Maddie pulled a large clock out of her bag. Looking at the clock, Maddie didn't notice her bag disappearing into the back. Adelaide smiled, her nieces and nephews were all so special, none of them ceased to amaze her, but then again, none of them had been forced to be guided by the Old World ways.
"Royal Flush."
The Queen straightened and the King blinked. They had be told of the power a kingdom could have if a Ten appeared in front of them. Mathew had been the one to mutter the words and soon had to lean against the Kings throne to keep himself from falling. The King wrapped his arm around his Ace's waist to keep him steady as the shock took the room.
"May we Ask the Alices' names? One of you appears to be a Ten."
"Of Course you're highnesses, I'm Adelaide Bonnefoy and this is my Niece Madeleine Rebekka Jones."
"Lies and hogwash!"
Adelaide tensed and her green eyes turned into a hard glare that was only matched by one other. Walking up to the dias with the grace of an old city and a child of England himself, Adelaide cleared her throat and pulled a sword out from thin air.
"Say that to my face with out hiding, you cowardly queen. My Mother would have slit your throat for saying such thing about me, and I'm tempted to do the same, after all most people know not to fuck with the Nation of England and his children."
That seemed to make the queen flinch but it brought him out of the shadows. Matching emerald eyes stared down at the girl in front of him and all Adelaide could think of as her world went black was, shit.
Maddie flinched as her aunt hit the ground in a dead faint. The Queen shot of his throne and moved to the fallen girl picking up her head and placing it on his lap. The King and Mathew moved over to them as well, Maddie pulled the strap of her clock over head and walked over to the fallen city. It was common for any child of England to suddenly burst into white hot rage. Her own father was subject to rages like that, but they were mostly directed to everyone outside the family.
"Yao, set up rooms for our guest. More importantly we cannot let that we have a ten be known. Erase the memories of the guards. Only the six of us must know."
The Jack nodded his head and set to work. The King turned to Maddie and bowed to her. Maddie blinked in confusion. The King was bowing to her.
"I am the King of Spades, Alfred. This is my beloved Brother and my Mother, Mathew the Ace of Spades and Arthur, the Queen of Spades."
"Nice to meet you, actually you reminded me of my parents. My dad acts like you."
Alfred blushed at the comment and Mathew frowned. Snuggling closer, Mathew soaked in his brohter's warmth. It wouldn't be long before Arthur chose a queen for his brother and Mathew dreaded that day. Maddie seemed to notice the depression around the Ace and then bent down to her aunt and then got the biggest shit eating grin most ot the people in the room had never seen.
"Auntie Adz, Daddy's drunk and has no shirt on."
That made the light blonde haired girl girl sit up and look wildly around for her oldest brother. Pouting, Adelaide turned back to Maddie.
"Not fair, there is no America here with his beautiful Olympic body! Such a cruel niece!"
"And if Mama heard you say that you'd be dead."
"Le Canada peut embrasser mon cul fran aises froggy." (Canada can kiss my French Froggy ass.)
"I'm sure Mama wants warts on his face."
"I'm not a toad, mon cheri."
Mathew, Alfred, and Arthur stared at the girls in front of them with worry. Just what madness would thew two Alices bring?
-line is line-
Okay so I got a little bored with Brood and thought That I'd bring Paris is to show her off for a little bit. Please review and tell me if you like it.
