Ninja Japan: I'rr protect you,Engrand-san!

England:Japan,darling,what the bloody hell are you doing?

Ninja Japan: -takes katana- Protecting you!

England: Are we roleplay?

Sexy Ninja Japan: I don't know -takes hood off- Want it to be that?

England:-blushes- Um,well,I mean,ha,YES!

-later-

Maid Japan:-cleans house-

England: Hey Japan,do you have-sees him- Oh bloody hell.

Sexy Maid Japan:Need me to -gasps- crean anything?

England:-picks Japan up and carries him to the bedroom-