Yeah, so I recently found some old notes for drabbles about Bomber and Spider, and I thought I'd start a collection :) If you should have any wishes, feel free to put them into a review or PM them to me! :)

After 3x11 Secret Cargo.

(490 Words)

Teasing

Bomber was stirring frantically in a pot full of tomato sauce for lunch as she suddenly saw a movement from the corner of her eye.

"Are you here to steal my knives again, Spider? I seriously thought about locking them away because of you, you know? Sharp things are nothing for little children!," Bomber said as she registered Spider standing in her kitchen. She motioned towards his still bandaged hand and added: "One accident does not seem to be enough for you."

Spider grimaced at her while pouring himself some coffee, mumbling: "Stop chastising me, I got it, okay? I'll never do that again."

"Good boy," Bomber grinned, turning back towards the stove and her sauce when she suddenly sensed Spider coming closer. His breath tickled her neck and caused the little hairs there to stand up, and she wondered what the hell he was up to.

"Now that we sorted the issue about the knife out, we should talk about something else, Bomb," he whispered, and she could literally hear his smug grin – the type of grin that she'd sworn herself she wouldn't react to again, for the sake of her career.

"About you invading my personal space and provoking a kick in the ass, for example?" she suggested sarcastically, but it didn't seem to impress Spider at all.

"I wouldn't have thought that you're the type of woman that wears pink and lacy underwear," Spider chuckled into her ear, a slightly dirty undertone clearly audible in his voice. Bomber but her lip, and a cool rush was running down her spine as she realised that Spider had rummaged through her duffel bag, that he'd invaded her privacy. Somehow she'd hoped that he'd been too loopy from the painkillers to be the one to notice that they'd accidentally switched bags.

Trying to mask her little shock, she turned around, crossing her arms in front of her chest and glaring up at him: "And I'd never thought that you were the pervert type of person that searches through other people's bags only to have a look at their underwear."

"I didn't mean to," Spider winked mischievously, looking like she was having way too much fun. "They just accidentally fell out of the bag into my hands, you know? But seriously, pink? You don't look like the typical girly."

"You neither," she shot back, unable to come up with something else. Anger was boiling deep inside of her, and she really wanted to show him that he would regret it if he should start to spread to spread any stories about her underwear.

Spider grinned at her and leaned down to murmur into her ear: "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I just like to tease you. You look cute when you're angry."

And with that, he grabbed his coffee and left the galley while Bomber stared after him in surprise.