Author's note: This is meant to be Anna's diary sort of thing!
I was a bit bored so I thought I'd write it! Review please @( *0* )@
It was Saturday, the most hectic day that's always televised, when this guy came in. Sure he was acting a bit strange but, you know, we get a lot of "weird" people around here. Yeah, so anyway he leaned over flirtatiously and said he thought he had a broken arm, and a bruised ego. I was like ok, I'll get the doctor, when he grabbed my hand! Can you believe it?! I snatched it back and walked away.
In the next room, a very overweight, rosy cheeked, merry man (and NO it wasn't Santa Claus) sat on the bed. I strolled in casually and said, "So what's wrong with you then?" he simply said, " Oh, not much love!" Ok I thought, so I have an overexcited puppy in six and a friendly gent in seven…this'll be a long day!
After a while I went back to the big man's room and I didn't even have to ask him what happened before he started talking!
"Aye yeah, I was working away at my job in an office when this guy comes in, he's a bit peculiar like…an' he goes 'Where's the paper?' I was like fit paper? And then he said
'You damn well know what I mean! Quit messin' an' give me the paper!'
So I rustled about for a minute got the paper he wanted and I made a dash for it. Thing is with all this on me," He pointed to his stomach. "I kinda waddled! He he he! I took the elevator and got down to meet this same mannie again! Talk about being keen eh! I waddled all I could when he came at me with a knife…he made a pathetic stab at me chest missed , stabbed me belly and broke the knife. He took a few steps back and took a dash. He 'it me belly again, the stupid bugger, and bounced off into wall, finally landing on his arm and screaming in pain, the wimp!!! " We laughed.
Now I finally got it! The puppy in 6 was the dodgy guy who tried to rob my man! The gent in 7 is now my boyfriend and he's as 'andsome as anyone!