-ShadowYami- Im back again with another song parody! And this time, its the lovely Seto Kaiba whose the object of our attention!

-Seto- *sarcastically* Oh wow. Lucky me.

-SY- *glares* Shut it, rich-boy.

-Seto- *rolls eyes* I'm sooooo scared, I'm sure. Why did I get picked?

-SY- Because I felt like it, thats why. *tackleglomps Kaiba* Why, you don't want a song all to your cute lil self?

-Seto-....No.

-SY- Tough, cause you're getting one.

-Seto- *passes out through authoress-induced lack of oxygen*

-SY- *coughs and looks shifty* Well, er.....I haven't been able to update anything for a while since a certain bishonen- AND I NAME NO NAMES, KAI HIWATARI!- hospitalised me. So, to make up for it, here is a new one from yours truly! So here it is, a parody of 'Do It With Madonna' by The Androids, which I like to call....Duel With Kaiba. Enjoy! ^__________^

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song, nor do I own the Yu-Gi-Oh characters. Im just making them be my mindslaves for a while.^^

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Duel With Seto Kaiba

Now Ryou's cute and really fluffy

You gotta love his British charm

And I also love his Yami

Even though he causes so much harm

Now Yugi's cute but still a chibi

Though sometimes he's got attitude

He's got some spunk for such a midget

But who I'd really like to duel

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's what a duelist's s'posed to be

Oh Kaiba won't you duel with me?

When Joey duels he looks amazing

I like his accent and his butt

But how would you like to be with him?

He's always getting called a mutt.

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's what a duelist's s'posed to be

The only guy I'll ever need

Kaiba come and duel with me

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's what a duelist's s'posed to be

The only guy I'll ever need

Kaiba come and duel with me

Oh Kaiba Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Kaiba,

I'd really like to duel with Malik

I think he's really really hot

I wonder if I could get Malik

To wanna duel with Kaiba

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's really got me on my knees

Oh Kaiba won't you duel with me?

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's what a duelist's s'posed to be

Oh Kaiba come and duel with me

I'd rather duel with Seto Kaiba

He's really got me

Have you seen him when Joey's in the dog suit and Seto's kickin' his ass?

I wanna duel with

Oooo Kaiba........

Oooo Kaiba........

Oooo Kaiba........

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-SY- So, there it is. My crazy mind after too much MTV and Yu-Gi-Oh episodes. Wierd, huh?

-Seto- *who has by now recovered consciousness* Very.

-SY- Oh, shut up. I did this for you, the least you can do is be grateful!!!

-Seto-...............no, that just wouldn't be me.

-SY- T_T

-Seto- *smirks*

-SY- Now Kaiba's got me all depressed! So what say you, the fantastic readers, cheer me up with a review, eh? C'mon, you know you want to......and I'm certainly not forcing Malik to make you his mindslaves and force you to review...wait, did I say that out loud? ^^; Well, anyway, thanks for reading, and remember;

I don't own, So please don't sue, Thanks again, And please review!