Chapter 1-Atheist AWOL
Hello. I am the narrator. I do not play a big part, if any, to this story. The events listed in this novel are in chronological order because I absolutely HATE novels where time periods change constantly, like the retarded novel Ethan Frome. Now before I offend anyone, I DO NOT HATE ATHEISTS; I HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS WHO ARE SECULAR ATHEISTS AND AGNOSTICS. My problem comes with Radical Atheists, perhaps appropriately called Atheist Nationalists, who feel that all organized religion is retarded and that they need to convert all of the world's "mindless cretards" to their delusional atheism, Richard Dawkins perhaps being the best example.
Speaking of Radical Atheism, this story will start out with the tale of "The Most Hated Woman in America," Madalyn Murray O'Hair, who famously spearheaded the removal of prayer in American public schools in the 1963 Supreme Court Case, Abington v. Schempp. O'Hair disappeared in 1995. According to authorities, she was killed by a co-conspirator in her embezzlement scheme of her own organization, American Atheists. Her body was found in 2001.
But what if she wasn't really killed? What if she chose to disappear? What if she accidentally vanished to another planet or dimension? This novel will explore this possibility.
Setting: 1995-Kim Il Sung Nuclear Facility, located in an undisclosed region of North Korea.
Narrator: O'Hair decided to leave America and support a nation with her religious views, The Democratic People's Republic of Korea. She got a job working at the country's nuclear research facility
O'Hair: What exactly do you guys plan on doing with this technology?
Korean Scientist: We'll use these to nuke America!
O'Hair: I would like that! It would get rid of many deluded Creationists!
Narrator: Nuclear technology can be very unstable. This may explain the upcoming events. The sirens went off. Something serious was going on.
Various Scientists: NUCLEAR MELTDOWN! NUCLEAR MELTDOWN! (scramble)
O'Hair: Wait, what?
Narrator: A big flash engulfed the entire facility before it is completely vaporized.