This is a story about how and why I want to be a Beta Reader, but first I must type a lot or make two more stories.
Why I want to be a beta reader:
I suck at writing long stories and crap.
I like being critical.
I am very good with my grammerz.
I hate reading things with really crappy grammar so I might as well help to fix that.
I love to read.
I hate annoying stories with annoying characters, I hope to help eliminate those.
I just want to be one and wish I didn't have to do all this to qualify.
Now I will attempt to write 6'000 words, this should be very interesting or incredibly boring.
Enjoy my darlings.
Bob the Avocado
Bob the avocado lived a lonely life of solitude in his tree thingy. One day he decided to adventure out into the world, but he couldn't because he was an avocado and can't decide crap for himself, but let us pretend he can for the sake of the story. Upon adventuring out into the world, he ran into annoying avocado people. Annoying, stupid, ratchet avocado people. So he wen't back to his tree and decided to never venture into the world again because people, even when they are avocado people, are very annoying. Then Bob was picked by evil homo sapiens and consumed after his innards were scooped out, smashed, then seasoned. He was delicious and went on to win first prize in the 23rd annual Guacamole Contest of Reno, Nevada, 2K13. Then the world as we know it perished in a Unicorn-Squirrel Apocalypse.
The Thing
The thing that ate the other thing the other day ate this other thing today which was actually quite similar to the thing he ate that other time on that other day but obviously wasn't the same thing the thing ate the other day because that would be gross. So this thing had flowing locks of golden hair that came from a can labeled "Flowing Locks of Golden Hair in a Can" and the thing was sexy. So sexy that the different thing that also happened to eat another other thing on the same day as the other day previously mentioned said "Wow, that thing that ate the other thing the other day over yonder is pretty sexy."
They were married in June. It was a lovely ceremony. Brief, but still quite lovely. The after party was quite raging as they tend to be. The things honeymooned in a place that was nice and romantic. At this place, the things that ate other things on other days (days that are now quite a long time ago) had oodles of fun and romance, until of course the world as we know it perished in a Unicorn-Squirrel Apocalypse.