What's up? I haven't written in so long! I'm making a comeback of sorts though . . .Enjoy This takes place after the curse is broken, before graduation

Momiji was bored, just walking around Hatori's house. He had the usual wanting to go to Shigure's house but with no plans, he'd just upset and bore everyone. He was about to pass Hatori's oom when Akito called Hi walked out, calm as usual. Momiji decided to check his email. He minimized Hatori's Excel window and found an internet window open. He read the URL. .

"What is fanfiction?" Momiji wondered. He saw the links and clicked Anime/Manga, Mogeta. He read some Mogeta fanfiction. After opening a new chapter of one he read something odd:

Hey, check out my brother's Fruits Basket Fanfiction! It's got Tohru, Yuki Kyou, Momiji, all of your favoites! Momiji's ears poked up.

"People write stories about us? I gotta tell the others!" So he told Hatori and called everyone else and within an hour, the thirteen juusanshi and Tohru were crowded in Hatori's computer roomt

"This better not be a lie" Kyou threatened.

"It isn't!" Momiji promised. He opened the Mogeta author's Fruits Basket story.

High! Aim PikaMogei665's litole brudder! Aim faiv mileon years oled! Mai teecher seis ai hav numbur prblomes

"That's not your only problem . . ." Hatori stated

Here whee goe, oe weight i gahtuh goe pawty

" And we needed to know that, why?" Yuki asked innocently confused.

Okei, nao we kan start! Okei soh Uhkeytoe

"Akito? Really? How stupid can this guy get?" Hiro asked, little did he know how much he'd regret those words.

through and broke hiz alarm clock soh he had to ask Hero the ruster

"THE FREAKIN ROOSTER?" I WAS NOT THE ROOSTER, I WAS THE SHEEP DARN IT, THE SHEEP!" many could not hold their laughter

Two stand awn duh rufe and sei kakadewdoledoo ebree morning. Hero lived with his muhternal twin siblings

"I call BS!"

keyoh and toerue

"He got our names spelled wrong and SINCE WHEN ARE WE TWINS?" Kyou yelled." at HiroEVEN WORSE WE'RE RELATED TO YOU?" Kyou pointed and hissed like a cat would to water

"Well you are a couple" Momiji replied "You prbably know eachother like siblings"

"I'm sorry Momiji but that doesn't make us twins . . . "said Tohru

So yeah, deir insest bot den agen, dis storee iz fool ob it!

Hatsuharu raised his hand,wondering how such a stupid boy could know about incest, but seeing how unexsistant the answer would be, and how disturbing the possible answer might be, he put his hand down.

I gess heenuh added a tea to her neim, daied her heir bloo and mooved two duh narootoe yoonivurse

"What kind of random pointless idea is this ?" Kureno wondered, watching Hiro try to wrap his head aound the idea.

deir peirents, ruhbeka blak and justin beebur

"Dear God" Rin said with a hand on her face, her eyes twitching (A/N I don't know Rin well but I didn't want to leave her out, if this is wong please tell me)

tot dem ieenglish

'They should've taught you while they were at it . . .' Everyone thought

Dei wur a rich family wit a big haos in uhmerikuh wit 3 meids, Yookey, ayahmei and reetsu hu wur all gurlz

"America?" Hatori wondered The brothers were slack-jawed, Shigure was fantasising Ritsu comepletelyfreaked.

"I'm sorry! I made everyone thinkI was a maid, I'm sorry, I'm too clumbsy too be a maid IM SORRYILET YOU ALL DOWN, INCLUDING THE FIVE MILLIION YEAR OLD I'M SO SORRY!" No body had time to counsel Ritsu before Hiro stepped in.

"Ha, you're all my maids now? Good! Give Kisa and I taiyaki, with anko filling!" Kyou slapped Hiro.

Duh family desided they wur gowing to uh leidee ga ga consirt

"No." Hiro and Kyousaid together, knowing enough about the said singer to know they'd never pay to see her.

keesuh wuhs deir wait juhmeiken taksee draibur Kisa gasped

"I-I don't understand . . ." she whimpered

"ALRIGHT WHERE IS THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIVING BEING?" Hiro asked

"White Jamaican? Is that possible?" Shigure wondered

huhtouree did nawt goe, he had his oen band wich kunsisted of men awlso past eij 50

Hatori cringed and slack jawed, everyone but Tohru and Kisa laughed their butts off

Dei awl had a greit taim

"How descriptive . . ." Haru mumbled

Antil dei discuhbured leidee gaga wus actually just kuhgooruh traiying two get close two Yookey

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Kagura yelled, "My love was Kyou, not Yuki, Yuki is a good relative and brother figure but not boy friend! Even then, I'D NEVER DO THIS!"

Uo, duh saiko secureity gard uhrestid hur.

Kyou smirked.

Kuhguruh bloo uhp duh taksee,, keesuh was on hur peena cohlahduh break.

Hiro just sat there, blankly.

Soh moemee-g had to transform into an elyfant

"That isn't even in the-" Rin stated

"Let it go." Haru replied.

hee gro kandee wings and floo dem hohm

dee ehnd!

"Ok . . " Hatori mumbled, rubbing his temples,"Let's get out of this site and go home."

Everyone agreed and began to get up, not wanting to be bored, Momiji objected.

"Listen you guys! I know this was bad but just like there were good Mogeta fanfics, I bet there are good, accurate stories about us! So let's keep looking, Please?" Momiji pulled his bunny eye stare and everyone hesitantly sat down. Momiji happily went to the Fruits Basket setion and looked.

They were in for an adventure.

Credit to Cutileem for the idea and theme of this chapter! Review and Request a type of fanfic for them to go through!