Disclaimer: I don't own The Slayers, nor will I ever *pouts*. But, on with the fiction. (Note, Fiction, not real *mutters* unfortunately.) {Insert other legal crap, like don't sue~ you'll get…*leaves*…*returns* about $.50.}
Chinese Finger Trap
Lina, Gourry, Shipheel, Zelgadiss, Amelia, Filia, and Xelloss…
Val: Hey, what about me?
You'll come in later!
Val: Not cool…
You, shut up. Back to the story!
Val: Does this one have a plot?
Anyways, Lina, Gourry, Shipheel, Zelgadiss, Amelia, Filia, and Xelloss were walking through the woods. Lina hoped there would be bandits; Gourry was just walking along; Shipheel basked in dear Gourry's presence; Zelgadiss was thinking about his cure; Amelia was humming the opening to slayers next, very badly; Filia was worrying about whether Val would be ok; and Xelloss was plotting ways to kill the annoying princess. All in all, the group was normal, or as normal as they were going to get.
Lina: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Nothing, nothing… It was getting dark and they decided to set up camp…
Val: Cue creepy music…
Shut up Val…
Lina: I think we should camp on the right side of the road!
Xelloss: My right, or your right?
Lina: My right you moron!
Filia: Go, Lina!
Zelgadiss: Actually, I think Xelloss' right would be better…
Amelia: I agree with Mr. Zelgadiss!
Filia: Grrrrrr…
Gourry: Lina's right would make a better place to camp.
Filia: Exactly!
Shipheel: I agree with Gourry dear.
Lina: Well, I don't care what you think, we're camping here.
Xelloss: Oh, I didn't say I disagreed with you, I just asked which right.
Amelia: Let's go by majority.
Lina: Great. I still win.
Zelgadiss: Good move Amelia.
Amelia: You're so mean.
Zelgadiss: You just noticed that?
Lina: Stop arguing! Let's just set up camp, ok?
Gourry: Lina, I don't think we have enough tents…
They all got a good view of the ground before they plunged face first into it.
Val: Where have I heard that line before?
In another fanfic. Not written by me. Now, SHUT UP VAL!
Lina: Gourry, we went over this last night, the night before that, and the night before that, the night before that one…
Zelgadiss: We get the point Lina.
Lina: But I can go on!
Xelloss: Please do.
Lina: Anyways, girls sleep in one tent, boys in the other.
Zelgadiss: Lina, can't we sleep under the stars tonight?
Lina: Sure, EXCEPT, THERE ARE MISQUOTES, IT'S ABOUT 50 DEGREES OUT, WE DON'T KNOW THESE PARTS, WE'RE ALL TIRED SO NO ONE WILL BE STANDING GUARD…
Shipheel: Lina! Stop!
Xelloss: New record for words in one breath, while yelling, goes to Lina!
Lina: *mushroom thing* Zel, you never had in complaints before…
Xelloss: What exactly are you implying Lina?
Filia: XELLOSS! *whips out mace-sama* Die!
Zelgadiss: You sick bastard!
Gourry: I don't get it…
Lina: You wouldn't.
Shipheel: Don't be mean to Gourry dear!
Amelia: Miss Lina, what did he mean?
Filia: *beats Xelloss mercilessly with her mace until he's unconscious*
Lina: Guys, could you set up the tents? I'm going fishing.
Gourry: Ok Lina!
Zelgadiss: *Kicks Xelloss in the head while he can't hit him back* Just a second Lina, little busy here…
Amelia: Lina… What am I suppose to do?
Lina: You and Shipheel start a fire.
Xelloss: *wakes up* Oh Zelly!
Lina: Knock it off Xelloss. *leaves*
Xelloss: *muttering* She never lets me have any fun.
Filia: You don't deserve to have fun!
Xelloss: How do you figure that?
Filia: You are a dirty, evil, mean-spirited monster!
Xelloss: Now, now Filia. Remember how mad you got when they threw you in jail just because you were a Dragon?
Filia: Yes.
Xelloss: You are being mean to me just because I'm a demon!
Filia: It's different! And the jail thing was your fault!
Xelloss: It's not different, and we're not pointing fingers!
Amelia: Those two would make a great couple.
Shipheel: No, they wouldn't.
Filia: *whacks Amelia with mace-sama*
Amelia goes flying off, Zelgadiss blushes, and explains to Gourry how to put up a tent. Unfortunately, he couldn't grasp the concept and Shipheel did it for him. They all sat around the campfire and it was quiet…
Val: I can't believe it!
Lina isn't there.
Val: That must be it.
The silence doesn't last long. Xelloss makes a comment about how long Lina's been gone and he and Filia start arguing.
Xelloss: I was bored!
Anyways, it didn't stay silent for long, and then Lina returns…
Lina: *has fish above her head*
Gourry: Food!
Lina: *Drops fish in a pile near the /little/ fire*
Xelloss: Nice catch Lina! *holds fish bigger that him*
Fish person: Put me down!
Xelloss: This one's mine!
Fish Person: You can't eat me!
Xelloss: Wanna bet?
Filia: *Whacks him with mace-sama*
Xelloss: *drops fish person*
Fish person: *runs away*
Xelloss: Oh Filia, you're so good to me!
Amelia: *hold Filia so she can't give Xelloss any more brain damage*
Zelgadiss: Xelloss, Filia, stop flirting!
Gourry: *burp*
Lina: Gourry, don't tell me, YOU ATE ALL MY FISH!
Gourry: Well,
Lina: Did you even cook them?
Shipheel: Gourry dear…
Gourry: I was hungry!
Lina: Is there anything left?
Amelia: *looks around* No.
Xelloss: *bends down, picks something up*
Lina: *Jumps behind him* What is it Xel, is it food?
Xelloss: *opens big book of stuff* It's a Chinese finger trap. Not edible.
Lina: You sure?
Xelloss: Yep. *goes over to Gourry* Here, stick your finger in this end.
Gourry: Ok. *sticks finger in one end*
Xelloss: Ok, now Shipheel, stick your finger in this end…
Shipheel: Uhhhhh, ok… *sticks finger in the other end*
Lina: Uhhhh, Xelloss?
Filia: Xelloss, what are you planning?
Xelloss: Me? *innocent smile*
Gourry: *tries to pull away*
Xelloss: *whispers in Lina's ear*
Lina: Since I have nothing better to do… AMELIA, ZEL COME HERE!
Amelia: Miss Lina, you don't have to yell.
Zelgadiss: What now?
Lina: I heard a rumor that your cure was in a town down in the valley…
Zelgadiss: WHAT? TELL ME, TELL ME!
Lina: But, *yawn* I'm too tired, and there isn't any excellent food there so, I can wait until tomorrow to go…
Zelgadiss: I'll meet you all in the town tomorrow…
Lina: But won't you be lonely there, all alone?
Zelgadiss: If I must, I'll take…
Amelia: *stars in eyes*
Zelgadiss: Filia with me.
Amelia: But, but…
Zelgadiss: Come on Filia…
Filia: What?
Zelgadiss: Come on, we're going into the town.
Xelloss: Oh, don't go!
Filia: Anything to get away from him! *grabs Zel* Come on!
Amelia: Hey! WAIT FOR ME! *runs after them*
Gourry and Shipheel sit next to the /little/ fire trying to get their fingers apart. Xelloss stands above them laughing.
Val: When am I going to get here?
Soon, now shut up.
Lina: *looks at them* I'm going to bed.
Xelloss: I'll join you.
Gourry: W-W-W-What?
Shipheel: B-B-B-But…
Lina: *turns around, slowly* What did you say?
Xelloss: I'll join you! ^ . ^
Lina: Don't even think about it. I got rid of them not because you asked me to, so I could have the tent to myself!
Xelloss: But, won't you be lonely?
Lina: No. *enters tent* And if you follow me, I'LL FIREBALL YOUR ASS!
Xelloss: Ohhhh, she never lets me have any fun! - . -
Shipheel: Xelloss, how do you get this thing off?
Xelloss: That's a secret! ^ . ^ *enters boys' tent*
Chinese Finger Trap
Lina, Gourry, Shipheel, Zelgadiss, Amelia, Filia, and Xelloss…
Val: Hey, what about me?
You'll come in later!
Val: Not cool…
You, shut up. Back to the story!
Val: Does this one have a plot?
Anyways, Lina, Gourry, Shipheel, Zelgadiss, Amelia, Filia, and Xelloss were walking through the woods. Lina hoped there would be bandits; Gourry was just walking along; Shipheel basked in dear Gourry's presence; Zelgadiss was thinking about his cure; Amelia was humming the opening to slayers next, very badly; Filia was worrying about whether Val would be ok; and Xelloss was plotting ways to kill the annoying princess. All in all, the group was normal, or as normal as they were going to get.
Lina: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Nothing, nothing… It was getting dark and they decided to set up camp…
Val: Cue creepy music…
Shut up Val…
Lina: I think we should camp on the right side of the road!
Xelloss: My right, or your right?
Lina: My right you moron!
Filia: Go, Lina!
Zelgadiss: Actually, I think Xelloss' right would be better…
Amelia: I agree with Mr. Zelgadiss!
Filia: Grrrrrr…
Gourry: Lina's right would make a better place to camp.
Filia: Exactly!
Shipheel: I agree with Gourry dear.
Lina: Well, I don't care what you think, we're camping here.
Xelloss: Oh, I didn't say I disagreed with you, I just asked which right.
Amelia: Let's go by majority.
Lina: Great. I still win.
Zelgadiss: Good move Amelia.
Amelia: You're so mean.
Zelgadiss: You just noticed that?
Lina: Stop arguing! Let's just set up camp, ok?
Gourry: Lina, I don't think we have enough tents…
They all got a good view of the ground before they plunged face first into it.
Val: Where have I heard that line before?
In another fanfic. Not written by me. Now, SHUT UP VAL!
Lina: Gourry, we went over this last night, the night before that, and the night before that, the night before that one…
Zelgadiss: We get the point Lina.
Lina: But I can go on!
Xelloss: Please do.
Lina: Anyways, girls sleep in one tent, boys in the other.
Zelgadiss: Lina, can't we sleep under the stars tonight?
Lina: Sure, EXCEPT, THERE ARE MISQUOTES, IT'S ABOUT 50 DEGREES OUT, WE DON'T KNOW THESE PARTS, WE'RE ALL TIRED SO NO ONE WILL BE STANDING GUARD…
Shipheel: Lina! Stop!
Xelloss: New record for words in one breath, while yelling, goes to Lina!
Lina: *mushroom thing* Zel, you never had in complaints before…
Xelloss: What exactly are you implying Lina?
Filia: XELLOSS! *whips out mace-sama* Die!
Zelgadiss: You sick bastard!
Gourry: I don't get it…
Lina: You wouldn't.
Shipheel: Don't be mean to Gourry dear!
Amelia: Miss Lina, what did he mean?
Filia: *beats Xelloss mercilessly with her mace until he's unconscious*
Lina: Guys, could you set up the tents? I'm going fishing.
Gourry: Ok Lina!
Zelgadiss: *Kicks Xelloss in the head while he can't hit him back* Just a second Lina, little busy here…
Amelia: Lina… What am I suppose to do?
Lina: You and Shipheel start a fire.
Xelloss: *wakes up* Oh Zelly!
Lina: Knock it off Xelloss. *leaves*
Xelloss: *muttering* She never lets me have any fun.
Filia: You don't deserve to have fun!
Xelloss: How do you figure that?
Filia: You are a dirty, evil, mean-spirited monster!
Xelloss: Now, now Filia. Remember how mad you got when they threw you in jail just because you were a Dragon?
Filia: Yes.
Xelloss: You are being mean to me just because I'm a demon!
Filia: It's different! And the jail thing was your fault!
Xelloss: It's not different, and we're not pointing fingers!
Amelia: Those two would make a great couple.
Shipheel: No, they wouldn't.
Filia: *whacks Amelia with mace-sama*
Amelia goes flying off, Zelgadiss blushes, and explains to Gourry how to put up a tent. Unfortunately, he couldn't grasp the concept and Shipheel did it for him. They all sat around the campfire and it was quiet…
Val: I can't believe it!
Lina isn't there.
Val: That must be it.
The silence doesn't last long. Xelloss makes a comment about how long Lina's been gone and he and Filia start arguing.
Xelloss: I was bored!
Anyways, it didn't stay silent for long, and then Lina returns…
Lina: *has fish above her head*
Gourry: Food!
Lina: *Drops fish in a pile near the /little/ fire*
Xelloss: Nice catch Lina! *holds fish bigger that him*
Fish person: Put me down!
Xelloss: This one's mine!
Fish Person: You can't eat me!
Xelloss: Wanna bet?
Filia: *Whacks him with mace-sama*
Xelloss: *drops fish person*
Fish person: *runs away*
Xelloss: Oh Filia, you're so good to me!
Amelia: *hold Filia so she can't give Xelloss any more brain damage*
Zelgadiss: Xelloss, Filia, stop flirting!
Gourry: *burp*
Lina: Gourry, don't tell me, YOU ATE ALL MY FISH!
Gourry: Well,
Lina: Did you even cook them?
Shipheel: Gourry dear…
Gourry: I was hungry!
Lina: Is there anything left?
Amelia: *looks around* No.
Xelloss: *bends down, picks something up*
Lina: *Jumps behind him* What is it Xel, is it food?
Xelloss: *opens big book of stuff* It's a Chinese finger trap. Not edible.
Lina: You sure?
Xelloss: Yep. *goes over to Gourry* Here, stick your finger in this end.
Gourry: Ok. *sticks finger in one end*
Xelloss: Ok, now Shipheel, stick your finger in this end…
Shipheel: Uhhhhh, ok… *sticks finger in the other end*
Lina: Uhhhh, Xelloss?
Filia: Xelloss, what are you planning?
Xelloss: Me? *innocent smile*
Gourry: *tries to pull away*
Xelloss: *whispers in Lina's ear*
Lina: Since I have nothing better to do… AMELIA, ZEL COME HERE!
Amelia: Miss Lina, you don't have to yell.
Zelgadiss: What now?
Lina: I heard a rumor that your cure was in a town down in the valley…
Zelgadiss: WHAT? TELL ME, TELL ME!
Lina: But, *yawn* I'm too tired, and there isn't any excellent food there so, I can wait until tomorrow to go…
Zelgadiss: I'll meet you all in the town tomorrow…
Lina: But won't you be lonely there, all alone?
Zelgadiss: If I must, I'll take…
Amelia: *stars in eyes*
Zelgadiss: Filia with me.
Amelia: But, but…
Zelgadiss: Come on Filia…
Filia: What?
Zelgadiss: Come on, we're going into the town.
Xelloss: Oh, don't go!
Filia: Anything to get away from him! *grabs Zel* Come on!
Amelia: Hey! WAIT FOR ME! *runs after them*
Gourry and Shipheel sit next to the /little/ fire trying to get their fingers apart. Xelloss stands above them laughing.
Val: When am I going to get here?
Soon, now shut up.
Lina: *looks at them* I'm going to bed.
Xelloss: I'll join you.
Gourry: W-W-W-What?
Shipheel: B-B-B-But…
Lina: *turns around, slowly* What did you say?
Xelloss: I'll join you! ^ . ^
Lina: Don't even think about it. I got rid of them not because you asked me to, so I could have the tent to myself!
Xelloss: But, won't you be lonely?
Lina: No. *enters tent* And if you follow me, I'LL FIREBALL YOUR ASS!
Xelloss: Ohhhh, she never lets me have any fun! - . -
Shipheel: Xelloss, how do you get this thing off?
Xelloss: That's a secret! ^ . ^ *enters boys' tent*