Hehehe, my friend Quela (she's on FF and FP under that name) were
discussing Harry Potter humor. And we came up with this. Haha.
Harry Potter is property of Scholastic and J.K.Rowling!!!
And the Particle Man song is by They Might Be Giants. Funny song.go find
it.

Gryffindor Man, Gryffindor Man,
He is the bravest, Gryffindor Man.
Token hero, saves the day.
Gryffindor Man.
Syltherin Man, Syltherin Man.
Syltherin Man hates Gryffindor Man.
They have a fight.Gryffindor wins.
Syltherin Man.
Ravenclaw Man, Ravenclaw Man.
Thinks he's smarter than everyone Man.
Is he that smart? Nobody knows.
Ravenclaw Man.
Hufflepuff Man, Hufflepuff Man.
Hufflepuff Man loves everyone Man.
Gets in a fight, Hufflepuff cries.
Hufflepuff Man.
Ravenclaw Man, Ravenclaw Man.
Nose in a book, oblivious Man.
He is attacked, Hufflepuff wins!
Ravenclaw Man.