Authors Notes: I was really bored during my spare and started writing about fluffy bunnies bouncing through a forest, and it ended up like this...

Little squirrels dragged their limp little bodies as fast as they could out of the forest, hoping to find someone, anyone, to save them from this DESPAIR.

Finally, after what seemed like eternity, they reached the edge of the forest, and looked up to see a girl, little squeaking sounds were all the squirrels could do to try and ask for help from this nice lady. She looked down at them with pity and slowly started to pick up the squirrels. After picking up one of the squirrels, its guts fell out of a deep wound. She squealed in surprise and dropped all the squirrels. Suddenly, the lady burst out laughing.

As she laughed you could almost see the rainclouds gathering into a dramatic vortex above her head and the thunder crackling.

"You poor little squirrels," she said in a mockingly caring tone, "I just hate seeing you in so much DESPAIR!" And at that she burst out laughing once more. She continued laughing, even as a male figure made its way out of the forest plants. She heard the man gasp and at this she quieted down.

"Who the hell are you?" He asked, sounding slightly awed. She smirked evilly and a quiet 'poof' sound was heard. Peter's head snapped to the plave where the sound came from and gawked in astonishment. He couldn't belive what he saw, a half-black, half-white bear stood near him. He jumped away in surprise.

"What the hell are you?" The girl then started laughing again, although she cut herself short when Peter tried to attack her with a knife. She laughed again as she simply side-stepped Peter. She wiggled her finger at him and mocked him.

"You know the rules, no violence against the headmaster." Out of nowhere, spears projected aiming for Peter. He dodged to the side just in time.

"This is freaking insane!" He yelled.

"You bet it is! Can you feel it now? Can you?" and with that she started laughing evilly again.

"What do you mean,'can I feel it?', feel what?" Peter asked, now fully confused.

The DESPAIR! You are like me. You love DESPAIR ! You love seeing and feeling DESPAIR!" She yelled.

"This is just insane! What the hell is going on?! Does this have something to do with Ender?"

"Ender? Who is he? All I'm interested in is you."

"Are you some creepy stalker or something?"

"Monobear and I would like to formally invite you to attend our school, Hope's Peak Academy."

"What is a Monobear?" Peter asked, still thoroughly confused.

"Him." She replied simply, pointing in the direction of the bear.

"You want me to come to your school? No way in hell, you are insane. I wouldn't go there if it was the last place on Earth!"

"In that case, let me enlighten you to the real feeling of DESPAIR!" And with that, she ran over and punched him in the head, causing him to slowly drift away from consciousness.

"Who are you?" He asked shakily.

"Me? I amJunko Enoshima, Super High School Level Despair." He haunting voice rang in his ears until his vision slowly faded to black.

Authors Notes: Lol... ummmmm, yeah, it's just a oneshot becuase I was bored.

Bye for now, not forever

-Elephant Hunter