New York, America
The busy city was filled with life and cars, a traffic jam in the city thanks to the traffic lights going crazy. Phones everywhere glitched out, static appearing on the screens.
A black pod fell into the center of town, and crash landed, smashing the ground. People screamed and panicked as something rose from the opening pod, and started to walk down the street.
He was eight feet tall. He had a blue chest and face, and strong purple arms and legs with technologic blue lines on them. His chest was big and blue. He had a purple gem on his forehead, a purple visor different to Garnet's, and a big grin.
He was intimidating, he was terrifying, and as he walked, he opened his mouth a little to smile, and with his deep voice, he started to... sing a cheerful song to himself? "Do do do do do do, do do do do... do do do do do do do, do do do do..."
Police cars arrived to shoot at him, but their bullets bounced off as he walked right to them, still singing. He grabbed one gun and put it in his mouth, biting it with his sharp teeth and chewing it like a burger while still singing.
"Great, the locals are... doing stuff." The purple guy mumbled to himself as cops screamed and freaked out, running around. "Well, at least this planet HAS locals."
He grabbed the nearest person walking down the street, a fat cop in a blue outfit and hat. "Hey, life form. Say something."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The cop screamed.
"Great. Now say something that isn't stupid."
"Don't eat me!" The cop said in fear.
"Eating! That sounds like a great idea. Stay there." The purple guy said, dropping the cop and going for his car. He suddenly became incredibly fast, cutting it into pieces, and shoved each small piece into his mouth, eating the metal. The cop cowered on the floor until the purple Gem picked him up again. "What do you call this place?" He asked.
"New York." The cop said.
"What happened to Old York?" The Gem asked.
"I don't know." The cop said in fear.
"What are you?" The Gem said as he walked down the street.
"My name's Frank. I'm a human."
"The name's Alexandrite. Remember it well." He said cooly. "I'm here on an inportant mission- Woah, mama!" He said, grinning completely disracted. He noticed he was walking past a jewelry stores. He smashed through the glass with his forehead, and put the cop down. "Stay." He said.
He went into the jewelry store and began to eat everything with a gem on it, and the cop ran away.
He got across the street and into a car, but... Alexandrite was in the passenger seat, eating a cheeseburger. "Where are you taking me, human?" Alexandrite asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ain't no place I ever heard of." Alexandrite said. "Say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA again. Say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA again!"
"I'm scared." Frank said, terrified.
"Good! Now, take me to some cultural information whatever." Alexandrite ordered. "I need to study your planet's inhabitants."
"Ok. Uh... the library?" Frank asked.
"What is that?" Alexandrite asked.
"It's a house full of books, and you can read them for free." Frank said.
"TAKE ME THERE!" Alexandrite ordered, pulling his sword out of his gem. It was a long blue sword with a purple hilt.
The floored it as he screamed like a little girl, driving through New York, taking a left, and going to the library. Alexandrite punched through the car and slid on the ground awesomely, and then happily walked in.
He went into the library, ignored it when the humans screamed and ran away, and picked up a book. He held it to his face and yelled... "HOW DO I OPEN THIS DOCUMENT?"
One little girl that wasn't scared told him. "You open the book."
He opened the book, and gasped. "This font... it's amazing!" He read it quickly.
"I like books with pictures." She said.
"Pictures? Show me." He said. She showed him her book, where a princess in a blue dress was in a castle. "This picture appears to be edited." Alexandrite said smartly. "A forgery made from crude oils."
"It's just a painting." She laughed. "It isn't real."
"Oh. Fiction?" He asked.
"Yeah." She said.
"The name's Alexandrite." Alexandrite said.
"Nice to meet you, Alex." She said.
"No, Alexandrite." He said.
"Alex." She said happily.
"MY NAME IS ALEXANDRITE YOU CLOD!" Alexandrite shouted.
The girl started to cry.
Alexandrite watched, confused. "What are you doing?" He asked.
She stopped crying, and kicked him in the leg, and ran away.
"...That human was stupid." Alexandrite said, and went back to reading books.