Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, and settings in this story that
are directly related to Harry Potter. I do own Nevada Bob.
AN: I was inspired to write this when I wondered what would happen if Harry had a normal year at Hogwarts. Then I sort of got carried away.
An Insanely Bizarre Twist
One day Harry Potter woke up and decided that there was enough violence in the world, both in the muggle world and in the wizarding world. In addition, he was tired of everyone expecting him to go charging up his archenemy, Voldie. In fact, Harry came up with a plan to keep him from killing more people without getting hurt! He prepared his lost and went shopping for the appropriate items he would need.
The next day Harry sent dear Voldie-poo a bunch of pink roses with a heart shaped balloon. He continued to do this every day sometimes alternating with a heart shaped box of chocolates.
When he arrived back at Hogwarts, the first thing he saw was the Daily Prophet announcing that Voldemort had been driven insane and finally committed suicide. At his hide out there appeared to be a huge pile of charred roses, popped balloons, and squished chocolates. The reporter suspected that they were from a crazed fan -girl/ secret admirer.
A few weeks later it was some how discovered that Harry had been the one send Voldemort the roses and stuff. To Harry's surprise he was shunned and eventually banished from the wizarding world as his fans were deeply disappointed in him. They felt they had been cheated as everyone had expected him to go charging in with wands blazing. Harry was considered a coward. Nobody seemed to realize that Harry had stopped a large amount of violence in a peaceful manner.
So Harry finally found working a little fish and chips stand and died at age 23 when a former classmate of his blew up the stand. The owner of the stand, Nevada Bob, did speak at his funeral and said that he was the best chipmaker he had ever seen.
THE END
AN: I was inspired to write this when I wondered what would happen if Harry had a normal year at Hogwarts. Then I sort of got carried away.
An Insanely Bizarre Twist
One day Harry Potter woke up and decided that there was enough violence in the world, both in the muggle world and in the wizarding world. In addition, he was tired of everyone expecting him to go charging up his archenemy, Voldie. In fact, Harry came up with a plan to keep him from killing more people without getting hurt! He prepared his lost and went shopping for the appropriate items he would need.
The next day Harry sent dear Voldie-poo a bunch of pink roses with a heart shaped balloon. He continued to do this every day sometimes alternating with a heart shaped box of chocolates.
When he arrived back at Hogwarts, the first thing he saw was the Daily Prophet announcing that Voldemort had been driven insane and finally committed suicide. At his hide out there appeared to be a huge pile of charred roses, popped balloons, and squished chocolates. The reporter suspected that they were from a crazed fan -girl/ secret admirer.
A few weeks later it was some how discovered that Harry had been the one send Voldemort the roses and stuff. To Harry's surprise he was shunned and eventually banished from the wizarding world as his fans were deeply disappointed in him. They felt they had been cheated as everyone had expected him to go charging in with wands blazing. Harry was considered a coward. Nobody seemed to realize that Harry had stopped a large amount of violence in a peaceful manner.
So Harry finally found working a little fish and chips stand and died at age 23 when a former classmate of his blew up the stand. The owner of the stand, Nevada Bob, did speak at his funeral and said that he was the best chipmaker he had ever seen.
THE END