Weapon XI Online
"Oh! That smarts!" Wade Wilson groaned as he struggled up from under a pile of debris. Looking around, he saw he was inside a damaged tower, there was the sound of sirens in the distance.
Systems Check
"What?"
Optical Concussive Blast Online
"Huh?"
Healing Factor Online
"Duh!"
Primary Weapons… two long swords sprouted from his hands. Operational
"Hello babies." Wade stretched out an arm. "Huh, do these look a little long to anyone else?" He looked from the tip of the blade up along his arm. "I mean, how does this thing even fit in me? Shouldn't I be unable to bend my arms or something?" The blades retracted. "Hey! I wasn't done with those!"
Teleportation Online
"Sweet!" Wade exclaimed.
Return To Base For Mission Update
"All right, shut up you stupid text box."
New Mission Parameters Needed, Return To Base
"Oh, I don't think so. I'm through working for Stryker. I mean really, sewing a guy's mouth shut is just, well, rude." Wade got up to his feet and pulled up his red pants a bit.
Mission Parameters Needed
Wade started walking. "Relax. I'll think of something. Something fun!" The blade popped out of one of his forearms again. He brought it up and looked at his refection silently for a moment. His mouth was still sewn, but he was a bit surprised that he could still talk.
Suddenly he smiled.
"My, aren't you a handsome devil."
Whistling, Deadpool left the island, thinking of what he would do with his powers...