My Version of Tales of Symphonia
By: Chelf12
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these games in this story.
Raine Sage: Lloyd Irving! Wake up this instant!
Lloyd Irving: Why should I? You're not my mommy!
Raine: Yeah, but remember what happened last time when you fell asleep?
(Flashback Starts)
(Lloyd gets head kicked off by Raine)
(Flashback Ends)
Lloyd: Oh that, I still hurt from that!
!RANDOM MOMENT!
Evangel: This is Evangel, Allience's Tactical Unit Commander...
Chelf12: Uhhh...dude, wrong game. Armored Core Last Raven is two sets over.
Evangel: Well, can't I stay here? I just get owned by you in ACLR.
Chelf12: That's up to the cast here.
Lloyd: I need a new buddy anyway!
Genis: Hey!
Lloyd: Genis, I'm sorry, but we all know magic sucks.
Genis: Fine then, I quit! (Stomps off the set)
Lloyd: Well, I guess you can stay Evangel!
Evangel: Yay, screw Alliance! They only paid me $68,000 an hour anyway.
Chelf12: Wait!? $68,000 an hour!?
Evangel: Yup.
Chelf12: Fine then, I'll pay you $68,000.01 an hour!
Evangel: Yay! That's more than I make then at my old job!
!END RANDOM MOMENT!
Lloyd: That sure was random.
Chelf12: That's why they are random!
Raine: When is that light supposed to flash!?
(7 hours 33 minutes and 8 seconds later)
Raine: Your move Evangel. (moves Queen forward)
Evangel: (Moves his Bishop to other side of the board). King me!
Raine: Is the light going to flash anytime soon?
Chelf12: I guess I forgot to mention...the temple forgot to pay the fancy light bill, so I cut them off.
Raine: You shoulda told me! (Rushes off to temple)
Colette: Can I leave yet?
Chelf12: Fine then, Take 5 people!
END OF CHAPTER
Well, next time we'll see more crazy antics from Evangel, and see Jack-O make an apperance. Read and Review, NO FLAMES!!! (Otherwise I'll sic Evangel on you!)