Voldemort's Paradise
By: Quackerz
This is my first songfic!! Flame is you have to, but be easy! I don't own harry potter…or voldemort…I don't own anything to do with that…bla bla you know the drill….on to the songfic!!
Voldemort's Paradise rewritten from: (Gangsta's Paradise: By: Coolio)
(Voldemort Singing)
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Voldemort's Palace).
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left because I've been blasting and laughing so long, that even Dumbledore thinks that my mind is gone.
…But I haven't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it. Me being treated like a punk at Hogwarts. You know that's unheard of, you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking or you and your wizards might be lined in chalk.
I really hate to study but I gotta, learn. As I Grow I see myself in the Dark Lord coat, fool I'm the kinda evil the little wizards wanna be like on their knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight (so I wont kill them)
Lucius Malfoy
: been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I've been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise.Voldemort: They got me in the situation, they got me facin' I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the evil guys, so I gotta be down with the evil team. Too much wizard news got me chasing dreams of evil. I'm an educated fool with power on my mind got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye. I'm a locked out Voldie set trippin' banger and my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away, I'm living life, do or die, what can I say I'm 123 now, but will I live to see 124 the way things are going I don't know because of Harry Potter. (a/n: lol I felt like making him old)
Lucius Malfoy
: Tell me why am I, so blind to see…that the one's we hurt, are you and I. Been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I've been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise.Voldemort: Power and the stone, stone and the power minute after minute, hour after hour everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking what's going on in the school, (meaning Hogwarts) but I don't know what's kicking' they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me if they can't understand it, how can they reach me, I guess they can't, I guess they won't I guess they are afraid , that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool.
Lucius Malfoy:
Been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I've been spending most my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise, I keep spending most of my life, living in Voldemort's paradise. Tell me why am I, so blind to see…that the one's we hurt, are you and I. Tell me why am I, so blind to see…that the one's we hurt, are you and I. Tell me why am I, so blind to see…that the one's we hurt, are you and I. (fade out)